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-[siren blares] -Oh God. It's the cops.
-Girlfriend? -Fuck yeah. He made it official.
Oh, my uncles are always talking about how fine she is.
[groans]
Never. We'll just hitch a ride.
Alison, please tell him you don't like me like that.
Oh, you know, I actually was wondering the same thing.
[screaming]
Well, we've been to two restaurants and three movies.
I know.
Yeah. We know how to fix a sink.
I figured.
But you're not feeling the uh, uh, uh?
Kid. Grab his gun.
[passengers clamoring]
♪ Can live happily As the gender in their heart ♪
I guess it's kind of like there are butterflies in my stomach.
He likes you. He wants you.
I don't know, man. I wasn't listening.
You can save that baby from the clutches of Big Gender.
I know that's right.
Whoa, that's a great idea. What does that idea mean?
Andrew, as much as I appreciate this man's taste in podcasts,
Holy shit!
-You're running on Alison's fantastic ass. -Ah!
No, we mean physically.
Uh, how can I explain this?
I love so many people, and so many people love me.
It's so exciting to be Missy's boyfriend. I love her braces.
So there's nothing wrong with me?
One crying pregnant lady at a time.
[Nick] Ooh, yeah, and Alison's hot.
Andrew, what were you thinking? You could have been killed.
Yeah.
Busted. I carjacked a family.
Ah!
Here it comes.bad good
-This is weird. -Hey, Mario.
if you look up in the sky, you can still see Buzz Aldrin's semen
if maybe you should raise the baby, you know, gender-neutral.
Oh, I don't get horny. Horny gets me.
-It's all broken. It's all broken. -Oh, and, buddy, your ass is bleeding.
[screams]
A yellow room? That's it?
Fuck. Ah! My clavicle. My nose, Joe.