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Do you want me to help you up,
Focus. Focus. Focus. Here we go.
♪ And put their problems on the shelf ♪
Uh, no, thank you. But thanks for the ride.
but I can't tell what it is because I'm in a skirt.
Oh, finally, a kind soul.
hanging out with a girl named Bernie.
Uh, Maury, why are you sitting in a car seat?
Huh, that's different.
Um, they should be joining me any moment.
I've heard tell of your legendary horniness,
-That doesn't count for anything. -You need to at least be kissing the girl.
Fuck, I missed.
-Fine like platonic? -Of course. Why are you being so weird?
Uh, I love you.
My butterflies didn't even wanna do hand stuff with each other.
Snoopy when he's wearing sunglasses?
when you show up unannounced and uninvited.
-What? -Well, before one of you is even born,
Aw, fuck me.
No. Nobody's punching anyone.
-What? -Oh no.
And then it tingles in all the right places,
No, you should raise a strong person.
Okay. Well, watch this.
-Mm, nah. -No J-Mo?
-Ow! -I said cool.
But I want them to be more like yours.
Oh! Oh, okay. Oh, the toilet's got my shoe.
I would like to call the baby "them" instead of her.
Montel, wow.
Yeah, but hold on. We're gonna raise our daughter to be a strong woman.