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Oh boy. Are you okay?
Oh shit.
It matches this dope ballerina lamp that I got for the baby.
Oh.
That's just what they called me at the facility
Andrew, I hate to say it,
without talking to you.
-You're right. I'm gonna go to Vermont. -What? Really?
Missy, even I'm nervous.
"Don't worry. She's bald, but she's still a girl."
♪ Macho man or genderqueer Show your anger, shed a tear ♪
Now let's get up inside these pages.
they wouldn't wear the headband at all because it's oppressive.
Let's win some money off my sad cousin.
Sometimes things just don't work out.
and just wondering
Oh, Bernie. I'm so glad we're becoming more than just friends.
Okay, easy-breezy, tushy squeezy.
I'm like a doctor for your sink.
-Hey, Andrew. Nice to see you, man. -Uh…
How about this lady having from-behind relations on a motorcycle?
♪ To the transmasc frathouse bro ♪
[screams]
Oh, and what about those stupid little headbands
A boy named Alison
Oh, Andrew. That's Alison's line.
Well, that's the driver. All right. Shit. What do we do now?
♪ Rub a dildo twixt your balls ♪
♪ The one we knew ♪
Oh shit, my Red Hots.
-Condoleezza Rice? -Pete Rose?
This is my own fault for holding in that poop when I was 13.