Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THE COPS ALWAYS GO TO THE BOYFRIEND WITH THE VAN! THAT'S PROFILING!!

- You are. - Shut up.

- I got a good one. - "Quivix"? That's not a word.

What? Fellas, girls wanna get down just as bad as we do. Here, here, watch.

I think you're beautiful.

Can we get out of here? I gotta get away from my parents.

I've been studying. I even watched that Meg Ryan movie where she plays that burn victim.

You look gorgeous. Doesn't she look gorgeous?

To quote Camille Paglia, they are sexual conquerors,

Yeah, but I gotta be up early for church camp, so I thought we'd fool around beforehand.

It's never been about Tina.

I just have to remind her how great life is at home.

My mom had me right where you're sitting.

- Isn't she beautiful? - Is that a Chinese baby?

What is she squatting over? Hayley, that's not how you make coffee.

OK, it's on. You pull this off and I'll convince my parents to let you sleep in here.

Stan, I'm sure this green hair thing is a phase. I bet by tomorrow she'll already be over it.

Sure, girls. I'll judge your kissing contest.