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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You had that song on the soundtrack of "Blue Crush."
- We can't go empty-handed.
- Atlanta? - Tax breaks.
- I'm Leonard Crust, and you're listening to my new single,
- DJ Squeeeb!
It was about being part of something.
- Who would've thought it would be impossible
This is a prank call.
If it wasn't for me, they'd be homeless and sundried and dead.
- Is that about me? - Yes.
[air horn]
- That was like a Dr. Shmigel
- We have songs.
to give my wife some alone time.
[laughs]
- I have a parrot I haven't talked about who won't die,
- Aw, I wish I could.
* It's the Boys Next Door *
We have buzz. - Yes.
- 16 and a quarter. - You deserve a real partner.
My boys are Bulgarian.
That's a Rihanna reference for you.
considered way too into steampunk.
and not learn how to kidnap somebody.
* Happy Birthday to you *
You're part of Girls5eva, right?
Think about it. But not for too long.
We just need another way to get to Nance.
- * Happy birthday *
Girls5eva needs to break up.
- I've just been helping these special guys and gals
- My brief affair with Cray. - My salad.
and my ass is what babies are based on.
* Then back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up *
but that place looked like it was staged 20 minutes ago.
I was like, come on, Tom Brady.
* Girls5eva *
* Growth spurt hardly recognized *
Because I love you guys.
ask about our advertising rates.
Yeah, I realize, Nance, you and I met briefly years ago,
[upbeat music]
What about the condoms on the credit card?
This biz may seem all shiny and perfect on the outside,
that you want to spend all your time
- Is that one selling newspapers?
Then I went straight into the big old box of marriage.