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Thank you, Father.
Those guys would never just forget.
l've started writing down bits of conversation l hear in the bar.
Believe me, sex is not that important.
Every ten years will be fine.
And l wanna dance with cheap women.
- Yeah. - The owner?
You see, it's my last day in the secular world.
l'll have a carafe of your house whisky.
No, that's called bringing it back from the dead.
Watch me get the Coach on it.
Shot of bourbon.
l meant to tell you about it but it slipped my mind.
They'll never make a pack big enough to carry the loneliness of a soldier.
Does that mean you have to give up...?
Yep, give up sex, you might as well give up talkin'.
by the Mayans. They played it for centuries.
- Can l help you? - You should help me.
He's discovered forever is a long time to go between hayrides.
Tomorrow, l'm going into a monastery.
l'm gonna miss these reunions.
l won merit badges.
l'm serious, Sam. l'm not going.
Not if you're a party of twenty.
Allow me to dispel your misconceptions.
No, it's not. You think l'm too dumb to be in that book.
So this is kind of your last fling?
Sam,... could you turn the heat up just a little bit?