Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville - SNL

AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

>> SORRY, WHAT? >> THE NEXT TIME WHEN YOU SEE A

>> EXPERTS ARE SAYING IT'S POSSIBLE FOR WOMEN TO HAVE

SO-CALLED SUPERORGASMS WITH YOGA AND PRETENDING.

>>> THIS WEEK IN NEW YORK CITY, A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GOT MARRIED

TO A 94-YEAR-OLD MAN. THEY ARE REGISTERED AT BED BATH

AND THE GREAT BEYOND. >>> HERE GIVING A PERSONAL TAKE

ON THE WEEKEND'S EVENTS OF CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA IS

THANK YOU, COLIN AND CHE. I JUST WANT TO SAY I ALWAYS COME

OUT ON COLIN'S SIDE BECAUSE IT'S THE BETTER HALF OF MY FACE.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL. I HAVE NOTHING BUT FOND MEMORIES

OF MY TIME THERE. I GRADUATED A VIRGIN AND I STILL

LIKE IT. THAT'S HOW GOOD THE ARCHITECTURE

EVIL FORCES DESCEND ON VIRGINIA. OUR PRESIDENT, DONALD JOHN

DONNY JOHN COMES OUT AND HE SAYS THAT HE CONDEMNS VIOLENCE ON

I'M FEELING SICK BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN RAIDERS OF THE

NO, COLIN, NAZI'S ARE ALWAYS BAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

>> THEN WE HEAR THERE'S NINE MORE ALT-RIGHT RALLIES SATURDAY

PART OF ME HOPES THEY GET IT IN NEW YORK CITY AND GET KICKED BY

I'M JUST ONE PERSON, WHAT CAN I DO?

I WOULD URGE PEOPLE SATURDAY, INSTEAD OF PARTICIPATING IN THE

SCREAMING MATCHES AND VIOLENCE, FIND A LOCAL BUSINESS YOU

PUNCH WHEN YOU WANT TO SCREAM, IT'S NOT OUR COUNTRY, WE STOLE

PROTEST AT STANDING ROCK WE SHOOT AT THEM WITH RUBBER

BULLETS, WE LET YOU MARCH THE STREETS WITH SEMI-AUTOMATIC