Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...made from the finest antelope horn.
Pony tail? Get real
will there be a free exchange Of sex and orc cum
I'm trying to reach Craig Stewart. He left this number.
That's an argument you can't win.
For spite.
Well, you've got that big, comfortable bed...
It’s very emasculating
I'll need you to write down your phone number on the check for me.
Get a calendar, honey. It's the '90s.
Bear with you?
Those fanciful narratives really take me away.
- Mary Kay? - Mary Kay car.
It’s a condom!
- But I changed my mind. - No, you said spite.
What is the big deal?
Well, do I have my bullets? Do I have my bobby pins?
And it doesn't even have to be a big doubt, you know.
Well, so fine, then. Then I don't want it. That's why I'm returning it.
You said I was a robot, so...
- Can't do it.
It's all the way in the back
Can you take me over to Jiffy Park?
Does it say anything in the contract...
I don't know when the whole wig thing came into style for a man...
- You have change for 20? - Fifteen?
Well, can I sleep with you?
- Yeah. - Do I really have to explain why?
We ask that you please bear with us.
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
- I'd like my deposit back, please. - What's the problem?
- So? Who is he? - Some friend of his from England.
Oh, yeah, the Nicole Millers.