Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's only 9:00.
What can I tell you buddy? Take it up with consumer affairs.
They stink.
It's all a big scam.
Yeah, why?
Why go back there if you don't want the coat?
You should adapt to me.
- Really, I'll be back. - Yeah.
...powdering a thatch of horsehair on his head, going:
- What? - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kramer...
- But I thought Nicole Miller was ma- - Well-
Are you a cop?
Yes, several.
Yes, I think we might have something.
Why wouldn't you think that?
Ever thought of selling it? It would make a brilliant wig.
For spite.
Oh hi ian EEN
How much do you want? Ten? Fifteen?
We ask that you please bear with us
Why?
I'm letting you stay here. You're wearing my bathrobe.
Well, looks like it's just you and me, cowboy.
...this guy's gonna dangle that dress in front of you...
Well, how do you know he's not wondering the same thing about you?
Let me speak with the manager. Excuse me.
You know, what do you people call it?
What if I get killed? Is my wig on straight?
Now someone's gotta drive you every time you need your car?
I am beat.
- Have you slept with him yet? - I just met him this morning.
- I'm Charmaine. - I'm Ethan.
Can’t do it
But I'm afraid spite doesn't fit any of our conditions for a refund.
Right in front of me?
- Nice meeting you. - Oh, nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah, I'll make sure he gets the message.
Why?
“Ian” “EEN”
...of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
- The Nicole Miller. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To get out of the store, I said I wanted to see what someone else thought.
Ian with his lunch date (He's gay)
What are you doing in my car?
- It's my only backup. - Who do you think you're talking to?
Sleep over
Just tell him he doesn't have to be in tomorrow until 11.