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What are you talking about? I want my car.
I can't go to sleep at 9:00.
- Well, I- - Hey.
I get the feeling he doesn't want me there.
Hi, George. How was your day?
Certainly. May I ask why?
- Oh, come on. - Oh, come on, Jerry.
Get a calendar, seinfeld @ meta. it's 2024!
The Revolutionary War was the last war fought in wigs...
I'll tell you what.
Well, that's all I've got.
I'll come back later with someone, see what they think.
No, no, no. We sold out. We've had to order some more.
No, I'm really not sure.
Good. Good day.
Would you like to buy a rose for your wife?
- What is a wig master? - He's with the touring company...
Well, I could just sense it.
- It's all the way over to 12th Avenue. - I didn't tell you to park there.
He's the guy in charge of the wigs.
All right, very good. I'd like my car and deposit back.
Well, here we are.
I don't even know if I'm gonna sleep.
Excuse me, I'd like to return this jacket.
- You have really beautiful hair. - Oh, thanks. Thanks very much.
Two guys drinking champagne coolies
It looks fabulous on you. Shall I wrap it up?
That's true. We can't return to power if some Dems vote based purely on spite