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She thought she'd enjoy meeting Granny.
How about that Roto-Romance?
Who's going to tell her?
Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off?
I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
Find the perfect mate for you scientifically and accurately by computer selection.
Hi.
Doggone!
And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
This has been a Filmways presentation.
Hello.
No, she is not here.
You mean you have a steady girl?
Call now.
I just can't get over the computer matching up two people of such... different ages.
Now... Chief, I have not only paid Jethro's fees, I have turned in data cards for Ellie Mae and Granny.
About her everything.
Said, California's the place you ought to be.
Machines picking out meats.
I suppose you put your money in and out, pops or what?
What happened to rich and handsome?
I've got to send her over.
My bride-to-be, Uncle Jed.
What?
Now, if you want to get married up to a bunch of gears and levers, go to it.
Exactly.
Your two data cards made such a lovely couple.
Roto-Romance just called and he wants to sign up.
I'm sorry, Miss Oliver.
I begin to wonder about that myself.
I mean, there's only so much you can say about cooking grits.
You and I wouldn't compute.
Who is she?
I just wasn't expecting someone quite so... Well, come on in.
Thank you!
Really?
Miss Hathaway, where are you?