Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She said, "bag it," with a B, as in boy...
and I wanted to apologize for the whole mix-up.
I'm using your cupcakes in some performance art.
Another insensitive remark,
Nobody wants to be reduced to some label.
Oh!
I read about your situation on the internet,
Oh, my God.
Yes, it's I.
stuffed in your cupcake?
because I can't afford penicillin.
I didn't even think it.
Like you always tell me... use your other hand.
Just put the cupcakes in the bag.
to ease their pain.
There they are.
Then why do I have chills?
We rejoice in the family.
and then we'd get matching see-through body stockings
I am simply I, and I cannot be labeled.
A few of the girls and I took up a collection
that I have inserted a cocktail weenie inside.
And how about our new business labels
It'll feel like a stranger.
but I've got a hot date with that fine young thing