Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't afford to retire.

You're a handsome prince.

They are opening a Muffler Master right here in Point Place.

I didn't send one muffler and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition.

So what brings you up to the Forest of No Return?

And she jumped back on the main stage and finished up her act.

He said he'd rent me an apartment and buy me a Camaro, what was I supposed to say?

I blame myself, I used margarine instead of butter in the muffins.

They're always throwing their weight around, crashing unmeaning and smaller than themselves.

Then I met you and I fell in love. I figured we'd just leave town and I'd never see him again.

- That's my man. What did they say? - They're putting a store across the street.

I'm going to save a fortune on razors!

Baby some stories are just for us.

Luckily for me, you kept using my credit card.

I can't gon back on the job market, it's a young man's game!

There's an elderly at the hospital who has a fake leg and he just gets whatever he wants.