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And she jumped back on the main stage and finished up her act.
I didn't send one muffler and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition.
He said he'd rent me an apartment and buy me a Camaro, what was I supposed to say?
I blame myself, I used margarine instead of butter in the muffins.
I can't afford to retire.
Oh Red.
I'm going to save a fortune on razors!
Then I met you and I fell in love. I figured we'd just leave town and I'd never see him again.
I can't gon back on the job market, it's a young man's game!
Baby some stories are just for us.
They are opening a Muffler Master right here in Point Place.
There's an elderly at the hospital who has a fake leg and he just gets whatever he wants.
So what brings you up to the Forest of No Return?
- That's my man. What did they say? - They're putting a store across the street.
You're a handsome prince.
Ok, fine.
They're always throwing their weight around, crashing unmeaning and smaller than themselves.
Luckily for me, you kept using my credit card.
Beast!