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Muffler Master can give you half off but,
Did you call me?
You were moaning in your sleep and while I found it enjoyable,
After a while you big baboon.
I finally learned to love .
I did that once. But with candy.
Just like bitches.
- Can I help you? - Yeah, I need a muffler.
Just like my Fezie. He's always opening doors for me.
And I'm appreciate in the business. I mean sure,
It's a tough decision man,
Plus I hate everybody.
I love you.
See I wrote up this list over who my perfect match should be,
Beast! I like your haircut.
You spy on me and Randy all the time.
I need a boyfriend.
I'll throw a garbage can through their window.
And all the pieces of my life are falling into place.
- Shut up Larry! - Without a fight it is!
Oh well we finally got some time alone, we talked, I told her it would be a mistake if we stayed together.
Sometimes you can't even get to the good stuff.