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I thought I should wake you up.
Muffler Master is not going to drive you out of town.
I found the perfect dress for you that will fit you. Oh you gonna have to borrow it from the Statue of Liberty.
Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many Mom and Pap's stores they put out of business,
Oh, oh, Red! A customer. Now you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't.
You can give one away with each muffler.
You don't have to ask my permission for anything.
Macaroni and children?
No, I'm talking about Fez.
Oh you meant..
Just this morning he told me the funniest knock-knock joke.
What am I doing here?
Anyway, what happened between you and Sam?
That is just creepy.
It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age.
Well, they are just a faceless corporation. You have something they don't,
You're both my husband.
On the other hand, I'm a just a small town burnout. Who am I to judge?
I can explain this.
Which expires in a month. I got you a new one in the car.
Uhm, a little privacy please.