Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had a tapeworm.
That either Has a key
Attention, attention, Attention.
I am only dull On the outside.
Surrounded By colored lights.
Or we'll set off The alarm system.
You people have
I can't remember The last time
Really?
God, sam,
Here we go.
I thought i'd be rotten, And he'd dump me.
It's probably been in That wallet since 1975.
I think i could Sell that.
Oh, hello, mr. Colcord.
And you are getting out Of here right now.
Everybody else had rabbits And guinea pigs.
Spent the night On the floor with you,
Say, a 20 dollar Bill?
What is this?
Your boyfriend just Called and said
You're going to Laguardia airport? Great!
Me standing naked In front of the tv.
And i can see that We have our differences,
It was just a fake one Made of sticks and canvas.
You know, i happen to be a bit Of an expert on tapeworms.
Touches anything On my body.