A Price Too High for Riches - Strangers with Candy [S02E10]

Oh, please, Jerry.

So you're going to ditch your friend just so you can go to some rich girl's party?

Oh, good.

I'll be at Melissa's.

More profit for me.

Well, I'm going to be getting my own wheels pretty soon.

I want to party with rich people.

Goodbye, Orlando.

You've got to come.

I was planning on buying a fresh pair of flares for my party, which would mean I'd have an extra pair, which I could donate to a needy person.

Hey, Melissa, about your party.

Is this Amway?

Oh, look who's got an after-school job, if it isn't little Orphan Dorothy.

I'm a filthy, shoe-loving savage.

A low-cut, strappy sandal.

Bye.

Well, a man needs his elbows.

You're funny Customers like that bet you're a natural salesman.

Oh, listen, kids.

You know, I was so confused before, but now it's finally clear what I really want.

Nico, hello?

This paper got an F. All sales final.

Hey Jerry, I'm so glad you came!

Way to go.

I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.