Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When the tornado sirens go off...
No. My son getting Bar Mitzvahed is a travesty.
- May I play? - Mom!
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Oh, and you're a regular Rhodes scholar
I need a Jew
Well, don't you think we're overdue for one?
No way! That's Lois's rainy-day fund! Ah, dammit.
And down here in small print it says He’s signing it he’s signing it I can’t believe it
Trump right now
we now return to girlfriends on lifetime
Look at them up there. Just plottin'. Picking their moment.
- What do you know about this? - Nothing.
Hmm I too have a meeting..
Hebrew people I've adored
No, I learned my lesson.
2 x 7 x 83 = 1282
Will you just pick it up already?!
God, ain't that the truth?
I'd consider it a mitzvah to educate him.
Ah. Here they are.
- Lois, no one really needs glasses. - You wear glasses.
Why exactly does your son want to join the Jewish faith?
- I mean, other than manual labour. - Peter! What a ridiculous thing to say.
MILK, MILK, LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE
And in the meantime here's a vision test.
Peter, not every Jewish person is good with money.