When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Family Guy [S03E22]

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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Family Guy [S03E22]
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Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.

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09 Nov 2003
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Dan Povenmire
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert. A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 24.990
dot A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 24.408
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 22.077
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Why, you sick, sick little moo-cow!
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 21.473
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So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 20.919
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What is this? A poopy or a Toblerone?
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Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success. Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 20.017
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Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success.
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#7
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.731
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Uh-oh!
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We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews. We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.474
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We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.407
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I don't wanna hear another word about this.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.190
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- Are you happy? - I've never been happy.
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#11
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 18.568
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- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!
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#12
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.937
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Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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#13
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.200
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#black & white #family guy #punch #chris Griffin
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.037
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You shall watch no more!
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.010
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Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.943
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.404
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Khan!
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.298
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Hm. I too have an uncle.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.198
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Thanks for Spaceballs.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.982
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exacerbated, instigated...
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Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec". Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec". Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.892
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.768
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Lock and load, Brides of Christ!
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#23
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.019
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Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!
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Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 14.979
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#25
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 14.978
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- What do you want?! - Financial advice.
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