When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Family Guy [S03E22]

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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Family Guy [S03E22]
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Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.

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Clip thumbnail for 'I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.Clip image for 'I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.YARN finds the best video clips from "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
09 Nov 2003
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Dan Povenmire
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 24.986
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 24.397
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
Why, you sick, sick little moo-cow!Why, you sick, sick little moo-cow!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 22.073
Why, you sick, sick little moo-cow!
Why, you sick, sick little moo-cow!
So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 21.462
So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?
So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?
What is this? A poopy or a Toblerone?What is this? A poopy or a Toblerone?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 20.929
What is this? A poopy or a Toblerone?
What is this? A poopy or a Toblerone?
Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success.Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 20.026
Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success.
Lois, I just figured out how to make sure Chris becomes a big success.
Uh-oh!Uh-oh!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.755
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.461
We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.
We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.
I don't wanna hear another word about this.I don't wanna hear another word about this.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.437
I don't wanna hear another word about this.
I don't wanna hear another word about this.
- Are you happy? - I've never been happy.- Are you happy? - I've never been happy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 19.173
- Are you happy? - I've never been happy.
- Are you happy? - I've never been happy.
- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 18.539
- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!
- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.953
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
#black & white #family guy #punch #chris Griffin#black & white #family guy #punch #chris GriffinYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.193
#black & white #family guy #punch #chris Griffin
#black & white #family guy #punch #chris Griffin
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 17.069
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
You shall watch no more!You shall watch no more!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.996
You shall watch no more!
You shall watch no more!
Come on, Mordecai, let's get her.Come on, Mordecai, let's get her.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.952
Come on, Mordecai, let's get her.
Come on, Mordecai, let's get her.
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#17
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.336
Khan!
Khan!
Hm. I too have an uncle.Hm. I too have an uncle.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.243
Hm. I too have an uncle.
Hm. I too have an uncle.
Thanks for Spaceballs.Thanks for Spaceballs.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 16.187
Thanks for Spaceballs.
Thanks for Spaceballs.
exacerbated, instigated...exacerbated, instigated...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.978
exacerbated, instigated...
exacerbated, instigated...
Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec".Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec".Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.827
Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec".
Yeah, and as they say, "zo Zion met grec".
Lock and load, Brides of Christ!Lock and load, Brides of Christ!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 15.689
Lock and load, Brides of Christ!
Lock and load, Brides of Christ!
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 14.980
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?!
Hey, there's Bill Nye the Science Guy. And half of Lenny Kravitz.Hey, there's Bill Nye the Science Guy. And half of Lenny Kravitz.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 14.954
Hey, there's Bill Nye the Science Guy. And half of Lenny Kravitz.
Hey, there's Bill Nye the Science Guy. And half of Lenny Kravitz.
- What do you want?! - Financial advice.- What do you want?! - Financial advice.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2003-11-09, Rated TV-14
Score 14.937
- What do you want?! - Financial advice.
- What do you want?! - Financial advice.
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