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Oh?
leaving everyone to realize that children are not safe outside!
I'm just a normal person like all of you,
It’s those god damn Marcuses again
Putting walls up never helps anything,
This isn't funny, kid, you have to help me!
from unwanted strangers!
"Child Abduction Is Not Funny"
...if it weren't for you meddling cops, and that kid and his lousy family!
Ha ha ha! My master plan!
You have lost faith in humanity, lad.
We could to build a huge city wall all around South Park
But wait, where's the other team?
But we don't know what else to do, Mayor!
we just let all those sensationalist news reports
Darn it, darn it! This is NOT good!
Steeeeee-rike!
and I'll drive you home.
The bottom line: Children are not safe in their own homes!
Oh rook!
There is no other team.
Go on, kids!
Sweet-and-sour pork so hot and sticky,
Hey! Fuck you Marcuses
I'm not a stereotype!
That's it! Remember, son, remeeeeember!
Oh! I gonna get you Mongolians if it's the last thing I do!
So?
Hey, hey! Hey!
Goodbye, son, remember to eat right.
This woman is on her way to the retirement home.
Don't you break down my wall!
With us, now come.
I just own and operate Chitty Wok!
Well, I guess this means the enemy is in our own backyard
Accomplish Kidding me Talking About Igor Rango.
Oh God!
Oh thank God, you happened by!
Will their kindness be reported on the news tomorrow?
Dude, no way. I'm not wearing a child tracker.
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