Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when you seduced my fiancée,

Doesn't matter. I still love you.

Nostrils flaring. Her nostrils flare when she gets mad. I love it.

"Just keep driving."

but sometimes I wonder how Barney turned out to be so perfect.

Nothing. Hey, do you want to go do it in Barney's childhood bedroom again?

See? It's like amateur hour over here.

I did the best I could,

A whore, dear. A dirty whore.

that we all have one favorite type? Jeez.

Give me your elf hat. Go sit.

As you know, my father had to leave my mom

I just thought I'd be so much further along by this point, you know?

I don't want my mommy and daddy to get divorced!

I saw him at that flower shop on 82nd buying roses.

Who among us didn't shed a tear

Wow. Not a weak link in that scene. Bravo.

Oh, don't say that. I'm sure you were great.

- Really? - Yeah.

And I just wanted to say to you,

Okay, see you Saturday.

I got away with a bag of flour and a Chucky mask.

charming international bandit. At the end, he died hard.

in Bertolt Brecht's Die heilige Johanna der Schlachthöfe last fall.

when his little red eye went out at the end

But I just had to take a job hosting a local morning show

What is wrong with you people?

just the other night, this little rascal had a nightmare.

Acting rule number eight,

It's okay, son, you can cry.

Oh, I am so relieved