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Um, could we discuss this when I get back?
All right, okay. I'm sorry.
Really?
of ruining my Thanksgiving!
I think I could be exclusive. I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
They're pretty bad at Christmas too.
even when I was one.
That was horrifying. Are you okay?
to come to her house and cook Thanksgiving dinner for her.
probably, like, right here in your husband's weird den,
and the crisp autumn air.
I'm sorry, you met here at my best friend's house,
And for the record, hotto did you a favor,
for an hour, waiting to say that.
and I just feel like he's in some hot tub,
Come on, that won't happen.
(Josh) Put it this way, kid.
♪ ♪
Look like a cheetah.
♪ and say, "man, what are you doing here?" ♪
Ironically enough, my best friend, Gwen, asked me
You are beautiful and smart...
and clearly, he has found someone more...
Who are you talking to? I'm right here.
The only other english person they know is my GPS lady.
But as a person, um, that was hilarious.
I do, actually. I'm Carl.
No, thank you.
Damn it.