Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- A professor? - Yeah, he was a good one.
we all know that you ain't no angel of purity...
That's because your check is here.
The ones we sometimes become.
and that was more than anyone could have asked for.
It's just something that we kicked around.
And Leroy looked at me with that nasty sideways grin...
Lawson's a writer. A fine one, too.
Lawson, Bobby's trying to get me to tell him where the vodka is again.
It doesn't stop kids from making wishes on them.
that you haven't seen a man naked before.
- Bobby, get up. She's here. - Who?
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"the color of Easter, and that damn hat.
I have a date.
Thank you, ma'am.
It's Dylan Thomas.
I did. But where did you hide it?
Don't fuck with the Teacher, okay?
wanting memories.
Think she'll come right home?
When was that?
It's so damn cold.
- She snuck past us? - Probably on purpose.
I waited for you to get the... What the fuck are you doing?
- Man, where's my car? - I sold it.
Home state of Willa Cather, one of our first successful female authors.
I remember the first time you took me to see her sing.
I think you're still handsome.
Besides...
- It's a day to count our blessings. - Yes.
about life, because an unexamined life...
- I'll stay out here. I'll bunk with you. - Okay, fine.
That's for goddamn sure.
I am so fucking sorry.
Yes, I am, sir.
I thought I should be here with him.
It don't matter to me.
What about the toe?
- Like hell it did. - All right, maybe it was a Volvo.
"As much as for his good
Did you get the girl? She know anything?
It was a double-header.
Are you?
My kids don't even know me.
You certainly didn't choose him for his brains.
- Come on. - Good, presents. Yay!
Sex is nice.
I'm just a girl. Don't you get that?
Maybe I've grown too calloused over the years, but you are just a girl.
to remind us of what we're missing...
And Bobby got here, and all hell broke loose.
I keep forgetting there's a woman in the house.
We should start with memorization.
I just...
"I was on the back steps of the library...
Now, I didn't have any money.
Why not? You don't have anything else to do.
That's why they're hanging from the goddamn Christmas tree.
Shit, can we do anything besides this?
And you, you're free to do as you please.
with this cool new invention called heat.
Besides, you should spend time alone with Georgianna.
I'll stand.
- Why can't you be this sweet all the time? - Sure, and what would that get me?
Why don't you just cook me some dinner and I'll go rent us a porno?
"To certify that Purslane Hominy Will...
The night before my grandma died...
making Lawson lose his concentration, I do not care what you do.
'Cause God knows me, and I know God.
Bobby. We got company, man. Wake up!
"but somehow too much of it has passed, and there's so much to say.
You know, I never asked to write your damn book.
- Is he all right? - They think so.
I remember the last time she wore that dress.
"See what is invisible, and you will see what to write. "
I loved her first