Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't tell me. You've been polling.

Don't worry, buddy. I can cover for you. Remember, I lie for a living.

The vice president is here to sign a trade agreement

You know I only do this when I go abroad. Come on.

Can we pretend you didn't say it?

- Just breathe. - Oh, my God.

It is a successful Finnish export

Because no one will feed me?

Yeah, but you don't do it well and nobody believes you.

to the rollout overview. Okay? Go.

No. No, you have not.

Shows POTUS lying to the American people.

At which point I'll perform a little street magic for you, okay?

Seriously, don't.

we're gonna play who knew what when.

Everybody's talking about it up on the Hill.

Where I come from, we kill people

- It would define you. - Right.

for suggesting that the prime minister

- Hey, Mike. - Uh...

You have an ideal head, Madam Prime Minister.

Or a sexual Cuban Missile Crisis at the least.

Oh, well, no offense was intended.

- Everything okay? - Hey, Danteeksi.

But in this case, it's great fun

- Shit! Shit! - What were you talking about?

Explains a lot.

- POTUS. - He groped her.

You want me to pad the veep's schedule?

Okay, so you want J-Rock to come down there

Oh, yeah. Bullet in the head, unmarked grave.

I mean, I'm a fucking laughingstock.

Okay, this is cigarette number six for you.

and she is on record saying that's bullshit.

and you're a pig.

Yeah, not the good ones. Not "Platoon."

Tommy, hi. Amy. Yeah.

Ignore Dan. He's hormonal.

- Yes, ma'am. - Why are you still standing right here?

Jesus, Mike's gone viral.

Okay, well, you need to go and apologize for the song.

So what's going on? How's the song going over in Finland?

Let's go in here. Oh.

We're talking about...

Something's really got 'em jumping at the White House.