Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-(school bell ringing) -CHARLIE: Knock, knock, knock. -(door opens)

-What?! -I'm sorry. Okay, look.

But I'm talking about the rest of the makeup,

-Sounds fun. -Yeah, Dee, this is gonna be great.

I mean, I'm wearing a little bit of concealer.

where you wouldn't want to stick out like a sore thumb.

* And your eyes *

this one is going to have a happy ending.

I got my old job back.

-Finish the show, all right? -I'm not kissing you.

Did I frighten you?

We can spend the whole day talking

-Totally wrong. Just go, Charlie. Go. -CHARLIE: Okay.

-Hey, you guys really did kiss? -Yeah, but don't get excited.

the car accident-- then I think you should do it.

...to relieve themselves where God intended.

held up on account of it being Dee Day and all.

Just 'cause I pushed the cuckoo clock ahead an hour.

She'll invite me into her house,

-I had to go take my shit. -CHARLIE: Nice, man. All right.

(both spitting)

I think I'd make a great drag queen. Like, for real.

and then I was gonna do it with her.

-It passed! It passed! -(excited yelling) -It passed! It passed!

-Yeah, she's sick. -That's a sick person right there.

and it says that they kiss,

-I want what's in your pants. -DENNIS: No, no.

you best do it right. I mean, that's a bit much, but you know.

You should all probably check your phones.

(retching loudly)

or enjoy at any given moment.

cram your insults in now while you got...

You got it. You got this. You got this.

(chuckles) You know?

-Dee, please, please don't do this to us. -Oh, you better

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.