Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Isn't she great? She's everything I love about America.
You're a good friend, and I don't say that often enough.
Do you know Rimples and Splikket?
Wait, the character's name is Police Justice?
You just destroyed five hours of work.
I have to practise drawing the duck from different angles.
Me, your friend, British Jason Biggs.
"Love isn't a game," say the guys that always win.
Now you're gonna pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in...
- You've come to respect me. - Sure.
...which I don't know how to feel, and you put what on paper?
Jeff, we've known each other a long time, right?
Well, there's my neighbour, Pat.
What are you doing?
Now I feel worthless just because I'm worthless in relation to my friends...
I know this is bad timing, but I should go if I'm gonna make the movie, so...
...getting to third base with the wrong person.
We're in real estate. We own the building we're standing in.
- Struck out, huh? - If that makes you feel better.
So you were a cop before you became this.
- What are you doing here? - I wanna show you something.
No, no, no.
Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people.
- No, no. - Oh, no, no, no.
Hong Kong, 1994.
But what I'm missing is what the critics call substance...
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
All we have to do is...
- For an hour. - Okay, an hour.