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Like a dog shitting a peach pit
Well, that doesn't surprise me.
So of course he would like to win the new one,
Well, that's fucking not good.
Well, thanks for the feedback.
maybe somebody could now kindly tell me what the fuck
Guess what. There's two more.
Wait a minute. What are we laughing at here?
I never thought I'd be lobbying for concrete.
Hhhh
I am truly, truly sorry
Have some fun.
Mike, yeah. I'm good.
All of the above
I believe we should legalize drugs.
and have a loose night with the ladies, okay?
- This can't be happening. - This is classic copycat.
So you're this guy's veep?
Really?
Hurricane washout. Leon West detention.
We then introduce our client, who makes a sale
I'm just saying don't rake me over the coals
Hello, Madam President.
- What? - I don't know what that means.
on the list at this concrete event?
So we had the whole thing going for us, really.
with two brunches and a lunch for tomorrow.
What is the tone that you're using right now?
Actually, I have been sober
Hit me with the plosives.
"I can't tie a ribbon around a crazy guy who supports crazy guys."