Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First, courtesy of Blackwater USA, the senior squad...
* America, America *
No yacht for you.
The best the Dominican Republic has to offer.
and he must really be feeling the pressure right now.
and he just got $20 billion in bailout money.
There's no way I'm playing.
We beat those yellow motherfuckers.
it was decided I would be a champion kickball player.
renamed it "kickball."
Strike! Throws one and strike.
I'm not making a request. I'm prepared to blackmail you
Wow!
I'll risk it.
Now Huey,
Mercenaries?
Folks, we're ready to get back into the action here,
In China, there is this place.
Explain that to media takeout.
Wait a min... Hold on, what's this?
Unfortunately there's absolutely no time to train you people.
who have shamed their country by losing.
No offense to your granddaughter, Mr. Long Do,
No? Well, dock this Chink a day's pay
Like I said, you have me mistaken for somebody else.
with the smoldering remains of the ball.