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-True love dream girl. -[magic hums]
You, uh, reading anything right now?
Who you pointing at, girl? Gavin? Crazy ass Gavin?
Okay, I'd rather you didn't call me bitch.
[grunts, groans]
-[crowd laughs, cheers] -Aww.
Okay, um, I'm gonna go grab a glass of water.
Don't be silly, I'm fine to fly.
-Oh, poker! -Yeah, come on. Come on.
The Chugger sure is taking his time, huh?
Sorry, yeah, you've mentioned that.
♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
-Oh my God, this is about the wait list. -What do you care?
[Rochelle grunts, pants]
Oh! Kinky sexy fuck-fuck with hats and costumes?
Delete! You didn't even listen to my cool wizard presentation.
-Ohh! -Wet-ass pussy here we go.
And don't fucking follow me.
No. But I'm mad at you so don't expect me to be fun like I usually am.
-I am a fucking immortal genius! -You will never die!
It is a great way to declutter your mind.
It's my favorite thing,
…that I'm the Chugger.
-Oh, shoot, did you kill someone? -Connie…
Pressure? We're in love. You fingered me. Do you even want to do long-distance?
-[sighs] Ugh. I'm so bored of you, Connie. -[sighs] Me, too. I'm tired of this shit.
Don't hit it. Can I please take a look?
I am such a gentleman. [grunts] I'm such a gentleman.
-Here we go. Oh. -Oh!
Where should this one go? Subject line, "The Chugger."
So why don't you tell me all about this darn pussy killer man?
It's, uh, not about work, it's stupid.
Maury? Bogart Saint-Humphrey?
Oh, fuck.
[gasps] Fuck.
Why aren't you telling your dad the good news?
-no matter how great they are. -[sighs]
-Oh! Message received. -Ohh…
And I'm sorry I said "vulva"! And I'm sorry I'm yelling it right now!
We are so proud of you, Nadja.