Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um… You're welcome.

-Oh. -[laughs] See you around.

[laughs] All right! Excuse me as I get my hoo-hoo ready.

Is this seat taken?

Okay, you trippin', 'cause she's a fucking riot.

"The Chugger looks thirsty this morning, hide your Dasanis." [laughs]

[gasps] "Office of Admissions at Berkeley."

Whoo! We fucking killed it today.

Oh, you're sleeping?

-No, I'm telling you, girl, Petra is fun. -[melodic music plays]

[crickets chirp]

You got this, Nadja. Lose that v-card, baby!

Do you promise to finger me every day at Rutgers?

Ooh-- What? [chuckles nervously] What do you mean?

Aren't you happy? We're gonna be together. I'm turning down Berkeley.

is this seat next to your fat, fucking gorgeous,

when you choose Danielle over everything else in the world.

Pete, please don't talk about my abortions at work.

I don't wanna do long-distance with Danielle.

Oh, yeah! That's the name of the abortion clinic I go to.

-[sighs] It all started 50 years ago. -[disco music plays]

What? Of course we like you. We're obsessed with you.

What else is new?

[Southern accent] Pardon me, little lady,

-I am smooth and sexual. -[giggles]

Come on. There's gotta be somebody that gets your juices flowing.

but it can only go in one folder.

Uh, please forget I said that thing about your ass

and that, in three months, she'll be glad she's single?

Petra! Nadja and Danielle are in love. This is fate.

Oh! Hello, Gavin. Is there anything I can do for you?

No. Shh! No, I don't.

-Are you paralyzed by joy? -Why did you do that?

And then you walked in and our lives changed forever.

-Are you ready? -Yeah. Um… [hesitates] See you later.

She did. And I think it's hilarious.

-Mm-mm. -[Sonya] Ooh-ooh, excuse me.

"Dear Mr. Saint-Humphrey."

I just wish things could stay like this.

-So you'll do it? -Fine. But I'm not doing this for you.

Uh… Of course I know… [chuckling]

I'm on the hunt for a serial killer