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-[laughs] -And as for the oral,
[Amir] So I told him, I said, "Doctor,
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing, uh, over here. So I'll just pass it over to Mom.
Well, sorry if I'm not cool and fun like you and Rochelle,
And I would've never been your fuckin' friend
-[crowd cheers] -Oh! What?
-[laughs] -I wanna fuck him.
Okay. Sure.
I love you too.
-Neither, you lunatic. -Alright, I'll just throw it at your lamp.
I meant Pete's amazing system for organizing emails.
Up until, like, two fucking days ago, I was gonna go there.
Maury? Go home, we're not porking tonight.
-all over the country. -Uh-oh.
-Is it my turn? -Okay.
What? What's going on?
-[whimsical music plays] -[knocking] Petra. It's me, Gavin.
[gasps] Ooh! And a note.
Okay. But you're gonna have to… [spooky voice] …enter at your own risk.
-You like Rochelle. -You shut the fuck up!
I've created a complex yet intuitive system
You fuckin' nerd.
from things like feelings and emotions.
She loves her.
-All right. You know what? Good night. -Wait, wait, wait. Is your name Pete?
Look, I… I honestly just assumed we would break up
I wanna be someone brash and electrifying.
But Petra's so psycho about me going to Berkeley.
Whoo! Man. I am glad Rochelle told me you were down to fuck.
-Rutgers! -Nice try.