Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[band plays upbeat song] -Oh, my God. Mwah! Congrats, babe.

Ooh! Like Joan Rivers.

in front of our whole school.

I'll take it from here, ladies.

Yeah, love and ambition working together.

to organize your irresponsible amount of unread emails.

Oh, we're just talking about who wants to fuck who in the office.

See, Connie? I made it home fine. [chuckles]

You're stuck in the wall, aren't you?

♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪

-I'm the Chugger? -Hey! No, you're not. Who told you?

Now I know what you're thinking, "zero" refers to zero emails

I wanna go eat spaghetti at an Italian restaurant tonight.

Alright, role-playing.

I don't want to be alone.

-What're you talkin' about? -Uh… Prom night? Remember? Nadja?

[groans] Oh, yeah! Oh God!

[pleasant music plays]

Was I not clear about that when I sent you videos and photos of it?

-You know what? -What?

[grunts] I'm such a fucking gentleman!

but you could've talked to me first before Jumbotron-proposing

[chuckles] Which is, uh, why I'm going to run away.

Okay, girl, I get that Berkeley is your dream school,

-is still at large." -[Sonya snores]

Anthropologists say it signifies a healthy vulva.

Ooh! And I'll be Melissa Rivers.

Yeah, I have seen Joe drink. Classic Chugger.

[offbeat melodic music plays]

♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪

[moody whistling]

Yikes. A bit of a blunt instrument.

You know what? Screw it. I'm getting both. I got plenty of time for diarrhea today.

Poor guy. He has no idea, does he?

-The abortion clinic? -Uh, yeah, actually, but-- but no, no, no.

The, uh… [chuckles]

Uh… Gosh. It's, um…

-Fuck you, Petra! I win, bitch. Whoo! -[crowd applauds, cheers]

I wouldn't turn down his blunt instrument, if you know what I mean.

"Your trusty steed, Bogart Saint-Humphrey of the Horsefuck Falls Saint-Humphreys."

-Century? -Oh, my God. Has it been two?