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-Oh, my God, so did I. -[giggles]
Why? Why am I The Chugger?
"Stupid Rutgers"?
Should we, I dunno, like, go all the way?
Do…
Wait a second. Maybe what we need is to sleep with new creatures.
I reckon you and your lady friend need a little space tonight."
[Rochelle sobs]
-It's 700 emails long. -Yeah, what the heck? Stupid.
-Okay. [sighs] -Okay.
What is your problem?
-Wait, I thought you liked Rutgers? -[chuckles]
[all cheering]
so we went to the kitchen to steal 30 bags of chips for later.
-Nadja got into Berkeley! -Holy shit.
-Hey, hey. Ho, ho. -[drums beat]
I said, celebrate her.
-[laughs] -That's great, Dad.
-I was kinda wingin' it down there. -How did you do that…
Yeah, but rocks have feelings. And I thought you guys liked me.
-[whimsical music plays] -[blows nose, sighs]
Oh, yeah.
Delegate…
♪ There's nothin' better ♪
My problem is I don't wanna be the reason that you go to Rutgers.
Listen to your dad, Nadja.
We're broken up. It's broken. You broke it. It's over. Happy prom.
Do you know where I might find this gentleman?
Oh God. I did a bad thing.
Oh, God, I wanna die.
-at the end of the summer or something. -Excuse me?
and you're ruining my focus.
Okay, "Zero" actually refers to the amount of time
Right? All we do is drink, talk about work,
[dramatic music plays]
[laughs] Yes, like really loud, though.
Ooh! May I recommend red?
or really anyone else even, I would even say.
No. Rutgers!
I-- I guess I didn't think it would bother you so much.
Of course, baby. One second, I just gotta break the news to Maury.