Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh!
Hey! You wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend?
What's going on with you, Sonya? I know you lost your job, but this seems--
You're already going to Rutgers with the love of your life.
I'm Bogart Saint-Humphrey of the Horsefuck Falls Saint-Humphreys.
Eat shit, everyone who ever fucking doubted us!
Well, I honestly assumed you hated me because I'm bad at my job
No, I know.
-Yeah, baby. -[soft music plays]
But I guess you know what to do with this friendship, the fourth D.
It's time to announce your Prom King and Queen.
[laughs] Whoa! You really like Rochelle. You've got a big, fat crush.
Aww. You like me. [chuckles]
Fine. But if my crank isn't in your stank by midnight,
-The name's Cleopatra Dickens. -Great name.
Now we don't have to pretend to be happy.
then why is Gandalf drowning in hobbit twat?
Shit, girl, what's going on? Your snatch run away?
Oh no. Pete, bud,
-Yep, little bit. [laughs] -Shit!
Yeah, well, if we're not cool,
Look, I mean, I love you,
Yeah. To us.
with your hilarious inside jokes about me.
I'm going to Rutgers, baby, to be with you.
[sighs] Okay, here we go.
Nope. Nope. That crosses a line for me, let's do something else.
Because there is no good news. She's still going to Rutgers.
All right. That's it. We're driving her home.
Should I tell her this is the best thing that could have possibly happened
You know she's only in the running because her dad died.
-Yes! -Yeah…
If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call the Coast Guard. Bombs away!
Well, have you considered texting Danielle a hundred times in a row?
-Wear something loose. -Yes!
No one who carries that much tension in their neck could ever be, like, fun.