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Oh, wait. Wait a minute, Nadja.
Sonya! It's me, Connie, in a wig because of sex stuff.
Oh, Connie, I… I'm sleeping with a lot of other creatures.
Nadja and I were up crying all night. It's so unfair.
Just check in at the top of the hour,
I mean, that never works for me, but I figured I'd suggest it anyway.
I recently got ghosted by my therapist.
-Eww. I'm eating. -Oh my God, stop.
Um… Welcome to the magical world of Inbox Zero.
[chuckles] Me, too. But I'm so proud of you for getting into Berkeley.
[wails] I know. She's so hot up close.
-Love wins! Love is love, love is love! -[sobs]
I'm such a fuckin' man. [belches]
[tense Western music plays]
-Oh shit! -What the fuck?! It's a family heirloom!
[grunts] I was joking.
You took the words outta my mouth.
and I ignore all your emails on purpose because they stress me out.
I gotta say, it's good to talk about this girly stuff with someone.
Well, Rutgers has a really good engineering program.
I love you, too.
Uh… Hi. [chuckles]
Hold on, are you a sheep named Usher? Because you got it, you got it "baaahd."
Yeah, wait, where is she?
Hm. Pretty magical, huh?
If you can reply to an email in under two minutes,
Respond…
Well, we should do this more often, okay? [chuckles] You know I'm always down.
-[thuds] -[Sonya grunts]
if I'd known you were a fucking cunt!
-[Gavin] Back or hair? -What?
Oof.
Maury, help me get her down.
who's been murdering pussy
Stop wasting grapes.
-love like this ever again. -[sighs]
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