Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Check on two covers, lunch menu, please.

Oft in lonely rooms 'mid the din of towns and cities

'Twill only take 20 minutes, max.

Um... yes, I think I would.

"seemed to me distemper's worst calamity.

for knowing your children would live a happy, long...

- Nice to see you. - Hello.

Really appreciate you doing this.

It's a premier. That's good. It's the first of something.

Oh, great. Oh, that's good.

No, I don't either. I don't care.

Think I'm a little old to play him, but I'd like to.

I need a photo exclusive of Katie Price having a botox.

with a duet of tapioca-based crackers, spiced popcorn,

Crikey. Crikey. Crikey. Gosh. This is excellent.

She was only 15... listen to the sound of the voice.

[gravelly Caine] The voice has gone...

A movie where De Niro and Pacino

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

and my child being healthy, I would absolutely, you know...

Sleep well, my sister.

Other stimulants supplied the place"...

Come, come, Mr. Bond, you derive just as much...

Well, it would mean

[as gravelly Caine] Right, so Michael Caine's voice now,

Um, firmly. On terra firma.

Hey, Joe, it's dad.

and world famous Malham limestone pavement,

and he said, " I wish I'd gotten hold of Steve Coogan

and have a little look at the cottage.

his 30th with drugs, and his 40th with food.

Aye. That was my doing, that was.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 8:30 for 9:00,

[as Hoffman] I had to do a speech as Dustin Hoffman.

Yeah, all right. That's not the point.

Mischa can't come, and I don't want to go alone.

[adopts German accent] Now it's hurting me,

Only dogs could detect my hurt.

but do it better or differently.

[as De Niro] Ain't got it, Al. We can't do it. We can't do it.

When you say it, just don't caricature it.

I think of him with both a smile

because they remember meeting me,

There we go. Come on. Up you jump.

and there's a short drive on the A59 to Clitheroe.

It's not as big as yours, but, yeah.

He's probably wearing the crampons now.

That was when he was younger,

It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.

[with Scottish accent] Brother, tomorrow,

There's no signal here. What do I do?

Tastes of a childhood garden.

and I've not had, gosh, quite such a substantial brew.

You've just got to make sure you've got secure footing.

You could write about it.

Everything's all right?

Sleep with my sister.

It's like... I can't believe it's happening.

# Tell me, does she kiss #

because that's what they were taking at that time,

They'd always... their expressions would really match...

I wept as I had been a child."

but I tolerate him.

that kind of, like, good girls gone bad Vegas style story.

What are you doing? Honestly.

I could see you perhaps branching out

Well, look, I'll sign this for William, okay, if...

do not sleep with my sister.

Hey, calm it down. All right. Sorry.

Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.

Great, so they're beautiful

What, they dub the films?

It doesn't get much better.

Yeah, it's on my itinerary.

Hello, hello, there's method in my madness.

Have you... you haven't separated?

and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts.

and he has asked specifically to come up and take 25, 30 minutes

- Your chin is absolutely fine. - Okay.

Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions

Rob's the substitute girlfriend.

# And that's what you've done too #

Premier, first, the best.

Oh, they... okay.

Or Bolton Abbey, going on about Bolton Abbey.

and we rise at just after day... 7:30, so just after daybreak.

Okay. All right. I'll try and sort this out.

Oh, there he is straightaway. Look. Hall of fame.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at first light.

[lowering pitch] Michael's voice...

I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass

The winner takes it all, Mr. Bond.

Well, what if you become a good girl gone bad?

Gentlemen, to bed, for we rise at...

Sleep well, my brother.

Yeah, I miss you.

I think that might be the key to your condition.

This is nice, but if I'm being very honest with you,

It's incredible.

[nasally voice] I don't care about silly voices.

Does this look good?

You know, sex between two people is a wonderful thing.

This is Mischa.

both: # About things we've gone through #

both: # Playing by the rules #

Coleridge. The opium.

# Nothing more to say #

Put a little bed down there,

and I'm not gonna do the HBO pilot.

you've got some little Manx Queenies,

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Oh, I hope not.

Now it'ssss hissstory.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

that you would have preferred

I'm not gonna spend seven years in the U.S.

Is that how it is for you?

I don't want to listen to you all the time,

we've got a goat cheese mousse and a globe artichoke puree,

I'm more similar to him.

"I am breathless with admiration, respect,

Yockenthwaite, Buckden,

You emailed me, asked me to call.

- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.

Bloody hell. The waiter could play it.

The good news is, I've found the M1.

No. God, no. That was ages ago. No.

[whooshing sounds]

but the phone reception sucks.

Doesn't matter about the thyme.

- My scallops were hot. - There's a joke there.

Yeah, for the photos for the article.

Oh, no, you are. I would never say anything.

and he won't come back with his man in a box,

- It's my American agent. - Sure.

Well, there's a phone resting on him as well,

He was his usual self.

He would, like... probably had opium in here maybe.

We both missed you.

It's okay. We don't... I'm not asking you to do that.

You don't mind... do you mind coming to say...

When we would go on holiday as kids,

How come you've left your black pudding?

No, you're not the same as him.

It's good to have mystery about these things.

[engine turns over]

I think it does.