Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

both: # About things we've gone through #

Um, firmly. On terra firma.

Coleridge. The opium.

and we rise at just after day... 7:30, so just after daybreak.

Hey, Joe, it's dad.

No, I don't either. I don't care.

Crikey. Crikey. Crikey. Gosh. This is excellent.

[whooshing sounds]

Oh, there he is straightaway. Look. Hall of fame.

- Your chin is absolutely fine. - Okay.

Is that how it is for you?

Hello, hello, there's method in my madness.

Other stimulants supplied the place"...

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 8:30 for 9:00,

Only dogs could detect my hurt.

- My scallops were hot. - There's a joke there.

and I've not had, gosh, quite such a substantial brew.

Oh, no, you are. I would never say anything.

- It's my American agent. - Sure.

with a duet of tapioca-based crackers, spiced popcorn,

and my child being healthy, I would absolutely, you know...

because they remember meeting me,

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

The winner takes it all, Mr. Bond.

That was when he was younger,

[as De Niro] Ain't got it, Al. We can't do it. We can't do it.

It's not as big as yours, but, yeah.

- Nice to see you. - Hello.

his 30th with drugs, and his 40th with food.

What are you doing? Honestly.

The good news is, I've found the M1.

Sleep with my sister.

Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions

There we go. Come on. Up you jump.

and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts.

I need a photo exclusive of Katie Price having a botox.

When we would go on holiday as kids,

and he won't come back with his man in a box,

Well, there's a phone resting on him as well,

I could see you perhaps branching out

I don't want to listen to you all the time,

It's a premier. That's good. It's the first of something.

He's probably wearing the crampons now.

and he has asked specifically to come up and take 25, 30 minutes

"seemed to me distemper's worst calamity.

A movie where De Niro and Pacino

Sleep well, my sister.

I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass

It's good to have mystery about these things.

that you would have preferred

and world famous Malham limestone pavement,

This is Mischa.

It's incredible.

No. God, no. That was ages ago. No.

Great, so they're beautiful

for knowing your children would live a happy, long...

Premier, first, the best.

Tastes of a childhood garden.

Hey, calm it down. All right. Sorry.

and there's a short drive on the A59 to Clitheroe.

but the phone reception sucks.

that kind of, like, good girls gone bad Vegas style story.

but do it better or differently.

# And that's what you've done too #

How come you've left your black pudding?

[lowering pitch] Michael's voice...

- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.

Yeah, all right. That's not the point.

She was only 15... listen to the sound of the voice.

Well, look, I'll sign this for William, okay, if...

He was his usual self.

Come, come, Mr. Bond, you derive just as much...

I think of him with both a smile

Now it'ssss hissstory.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

Oh, I hope not.

Or Bolton Abbey, going on about Bolton Abbey.

Rob's the substitute girlfriend.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at first light.

[as gravelly Caine] Right, so Michael Caine's voice now,

and I'm not gonna do the HBO pilot.

"I am breathless with admiration, respect,

It's like... I can't believe it's happening.

[nasally voice] I don't care about silly voices.

I think it does.

[with Scottish accent] Brother, tomorrow,

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

He would, like... probably had opium in here maybe.

Bloody hell. The waiter could play it.

Oh, they... okay.

Put a little bed down there,

Mischa can't come, and I don't want to go alone.

No, you're not the same as him.

Um... yes, I think I would.

but I tolerate him.

do not sleep with my sister.

You've just got to make sure you've got secure footing.

Check on two covers, lunch menu, please.

They'd always... their expressions would really match...

Does this look good?

# Nothing more to say #

Oft in lonely rooms 'mid the din of towns and cities

Gentlemen, to bed, for we rise at...

Well, it would mean

It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.

You could write about it.

Everything's all right?

Yeah, for the photos for the article.

Yeah, it's on my itinerary.

It's okay. We don't... I'm not asking you to do that.

You don't mind... do you mind coming to say...

we've got a goat cheese mousse and a globe artichoke puree,

Yeah, I miss you.

You emailed me, asked me to call.

Think I'm a little old to play him, but I'd like to.

Okay. All right. I'll try and sort this out.

you've got some little Manx Queenies,

What, they dub the films?

Really appreciate you doing this.

I'm more similar to him.

Sleep well, my brother.

When you say it, just don't caricature it.

because that's what they were taking at that time,

Have you... you haven't separated?

[engine turns over]

There's no signal here. What do I do?

Well, what if you become a good girl gone bad?

'Twill only take 20 minutes, max.

I'm not gonna spend seven years in the U.S.

# Tell me, does she kiss #

Yockenthwaite, Buckden,

and he said, " I wish I'd gotten hold of Steve Coogan

Aye. That was my doing, that was.

[adopts German accent] Now it's hurting me,

I think that might be the key to your condition.

and have a little look at the cottage.

Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.

both: # Playing by the rules #

[gravelly Caine] The voice has gone...

Doesn't matter about the thyme.

It doesn't get much better.

[as Hoffman] I had to do a speech as Dustin Hoffman.

We both missed you.

Oh, great. Oh, that's good.

You know, sex between two people is a wonderful thing.

This is nice, but if I'm being very honest with you,

I wept as I had been a child."