Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bloody hell. The waiter could play it.

Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.

It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.

I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass

# And that's what you've done too #

Hello, hello, there's method in my madness.

He was his usual self.

we've got a goat cheese mousse and a globe artichoke puree,

When you say it, just don't caricature it.

Is that how it is for you?

We both missed you.

Put a little bed down there,

No. God, no. That was ages ago. No.

The winner takes it all, Mr. Bond.

Well, it would mean

I wept as I had been a child."

and I'm not gonna do the HBO pilot.

This is nice, but if I'm being very honest with you,

I'm more similar to him.

[as De Niro] Ain't got it, Al. We can't do it. We can't do it.

I don't want to listen to you all the time,

She was only 15... listen to the sound of the voice.

Other stimulants supplied the place"...

Come, come, Mr. Bond, you derive just as much...

I think it does.

I need a photo exclusive of Katie Price having a botox.

He would, like... probably had opium in here maybe.

[as Hoffman] I had to do a speech as Dustin Hoffman.

Yeah, for the photos for the article.

Or Bolton Abbey, going on about Bolton Abbey.

Sleep well, my sister.

Does this look good?

but I tolerate him.

I could see you perhaps branching out

Hey, calm it down. All right. Sorry.

You know, sex between two people is a wonderful thing.

Now it'ssss hissstory.

and my child being healthy, I would absolutely, you know...

There we go. Come on. Up you jump.

When we would go on holiday as kids,

It's not as big as yours, but, yeah.

Really appreciate you doing this.

Mischa can't come, and I don't want to go alone.

I'm not gonna spend seven years in the U.S.

but the phone reception sucks.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we rise at...

Crikey. Crikey. Crikey. Gosh. This is excellent.

[lowering pitch] Michael's voice...

The good news is, I've found the M1.

# Nothing more to say #

It's like... I can't believe it's happening.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Hey, Joe, it's dad.

[nasally voice] I don't care about silly voices.

[whooshing sounds]

Everything's all right?

Oh, great. Oh, that's good.

Oh, there he is straightaway. Look. Hall of fame.

Sleep well, my brother.

You don't mind... do you mind coming to say...

- Your chin is absolutely fine. - Okay.

- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.

and we rise at just after day... 7:30, so just after daybreak.

It's okay. We don't... I'm not asking you to do that.

It doesn't get much better.

and I've not had, gosh, quite such a substantial brew.

It's incredible.

do not sleep with my sister.

Oh, I hope not.

but do it better or differently.

that you would have preferred

Great, so they're beautiful

I think of him with both a smile

because they remember meeting me,

and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts.

A movie where De Niro and Pacino

This is Mischa.

How come you've left your black pudding?

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

and he said, " I wish I'd gotten hold of Steve Coogan

Tastes of a childhood garden.

"I am breathless with admiration, respect,

"seemed to me distemper's worst calamity.

and he has asked specifically to come up and take 25, 30 minutes

Doesn't matter about the thyme.

and world famous Malham limestone pavement,

Only dogs could detect my hurt.

and have a little look at the cottage.

Think I'm a little old to play him, but I'd like to.

and he won't come back with his man in a box,

both: # About things we've gone through #

[gravelly Caine] The voice has gone...

for knowing your children would live a happy, long...

you've got some little Manx Queenies,

Oh, no, you are. I would never say anything.

You've just got to make sure you've got secure footing.

Have you... you haven't separated?

That was when he was younger,

There's no signal here. What do I do?

Rob's the substitute girlfriend.

It's good to have mystery about these things.

- Nice to see you. - Hello.

Well, there's a phone resting on him as well,

I think that might be the key to your condition.

'Twill only take 20 minutes, max.

Oh, they... okay.

[with Scottish accent] Brother, tomorrow,

Okay. All right. I'll try and sort this out.

that kind of, like, good girls gone bad Vegas style story.

Um, firmly. On terra firma.

and there's a short drive on the A59 to Clitheroe.

You emailed me, asked me to call.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

Well, look, I'll sign this for William, okay, if...

Check on two covers, lunch menu, please.

Oft in lonely rooms 'mid the din of towns and cities

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 8:30 for 9:00,

What, they dub the films?

It's a premier. That's good. It's the first of something.

Well, what if you become a good girl gone bad?

- It's my American agent. - Sure.

Um... yes, I think I would.

both: # Playing by the rules #

Aye. That was my doing, that was.

They'd always... their expressions would really match...

Yockenthwaite, Buckden,

Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions

because that's what they were taking at that time,

Yeah, I miss you.

[engine turns over]

with a duet of tapioca-based crackers, spiced popcorn,

Yeah, it's on my itinerary.

Coleridge. The opium.

his 30th with drugs, and his 40th with food.

[as gravelly Caine] Right, so Michael Caine's voice now,

He's probably wearing the crampons now.

- My scallops were hot. - There's a joke there.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at first light.

You could write about it.

What are you doing? Honestly.

# Tell me, does she kiss #

Yeah, all right. That's not the point.

[adopts German accent] Now it's hurting me,

No, you're not the same as him.

Sleep with my sister.

No, I don't either. I don't care.

Premier, first, the best.