Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that how it is for you?

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at first light.

It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

You know, sex between two people is a wonderful thing.

Oh, there he is straightaway. Look. Hall of fame.

Well, it would mean

He would, like... probably had opium in here maybe.

It's not as big as yours, but, yeah.

What, they dub the films?

[as Hoffman] I had to do a speech as Dustin Hoffman.

- Your chin is absolutely fine. - Okay.

and world famous Malham limestone pavement,

with a duet of tapioca-based crackers, spiced popcorn,

and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts.

I think that might be the key to your condition.

[whooshing sounds]

Have you... you haven't separated?

You emailed me, asked me to call.

Rob's the substitute girlfriend.

Does this look good?

Okay. All right. I'll try and sort this out.

Yeah, it's on my itinerary.

Sleep well, my sister.

that you would have preferred

This is nice, but if I'm being very honest with you,

Really appreciate you doing this.

Check on two covers, lunch menu, please.

but do it better or differently.

[as De Niro] Ain't got it, Al. We can't do it. We can't do it.

because that's what they were taking at that time,

She was only 15... listen to the sound of the voice.

and we rise at just after day... 7:30, so just after daybreak.

[adopts German accent] Now it's hurting me,

How come you've left your black pudding?

He was his usual self.

Come, come, Mr. Bond, you derive just as much...

and I'm not gonna do the HBO pilot.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 8:30 for 9:00,

and he has asked specifically to come up and take 25, 30 minutes

you've got some little Manx Queenies,

It's good to have mystery about these things.

I think it does.

I'm more similar to him.

We both missed you.

Hello, hello, there's method in my madness.

Now it'ssss hissstory.

[as gravelly Caine] Right, so Michael Caine's voice now,

I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass

but the phone reception sucks.

Bloody hell. The waiter could play it.

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

# Nothing more to say #

When you say it, just don't caricature it.

Well, there's a phone resting on him as well,

I wept as I had been a child."

It's like... I can't believe it's happening.

Sleep well, my brother.

Oh, no, you are. I would never say anything.

do not sleep with my sister.

Or Bolton Abbey, going on about Bolton Abbey.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Everything's all right?

The winner takes it all, Mr. Bond.

I think of him with both a smile

Yeah, all right. That's not the point.

Well, look, I'll sign this for William, okay, if...

Put a little bed down there,

Well, what if you become a good girl gone bad?

You don't mind... do you mind coming to say...

and there's a short drive on the A59 to Clitheroe.

Crikey. Crikey. Crikey. Gosh. This is excellent.

both: # About things we've gone through #

we've got a goat cheese mousse and a globe artichoke puree,

Tastes of a childhood garden.

No, you're not the same as him.

Hey, calm it down. All right. Sorry.

Only dogs could detect my hurt.

- Nice to see you. - Hello.

Yockenthwaite, Buckden,

Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions

It's incredible.

I don't want to listen to you all the time,

'Twill only take 20 minutes, max.

He's probably wearing the crampons now.

No. God, no. That was ages ago. No.

I'm not gonna spend seven years in the U.S.

for knowing your children would live a happy, long...

It's a premier. That's good. It's the first of something.

# Tell me, does she kiss #

Premier, first, the best.

Coleridge. The opium.

No, I don't either. I don't care.

Oh, they... okay.

Great, so they're beautiful

What are you doing? Honestly.

and he won't come back with his man in a box,

Yeah, for the photos for the article.

Um, firmly. On terra firma.

because they remember meeting me,

and I've not had, gosh, quite such a substantial brew.

[nasally voice] I don't care about silly voices.

Sleep with my sister.

When we would go on holiday as kids,

Oft in lonely rooms 'mid the din of towns and cities

Oh, I hope not.

Yeah, I miss you.

You've just got to make sure you've got secure footing.

It's okay. We don't... I'm not asking you to do that.

Hey, Joe, it's dad.

and he said, " I wish I'd gotten hold of Steve Coogan

I could see you perhaps branching out

They'd always... their expressions would really match...

# And that's what you've done too #

A movie where De Niro and Pacino

You could write about it.

There we go. Come on. Up you jump.

Oh, great. Oh, that's good.

but I tolerate him.

This is Mischa.

- My scallops were hot. - There's a joke there.

There's no signal here. What do I do?

Um... yes, I think I would.

both: # Playing by the rules #

That was when he was younger,

- It's my American agent. - Sure.

that kind of, like, good girls gone bad Vegas style story.

"seemed to me distemper's worst calamity.

[engine turns over]

Gentlemen, to bed, for we rise at...

Think I'm a little old to play him, but I'd like to.

and my child being healthy, I would absolutely, you know...

I need a photo exclusive of Katie Price having a botox.

[with Scottish accent] Brother, tomorrow,

"I am breathless with admiration, respect,

- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.

The good news is, I've found the M1.

It doesn't get much better.

Doesn't matter about the thyme.

his 30th with drugs, and his 40th with food.

Aye. That was my doing, that was.

and have a little look at the cottage.

Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.

[gravelly Caine] The voice has gone...

Other stimulants supplied the place"...

[lowering pitch] Michael's voice...

Mischa can't come, and I don't want to go alone.