Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sex without love is an empty experience,

I'm really sorry, sir, but the last admission is 5:00.

Are you seriously saying that you think the North of England...

Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it, so it tastes...

The Cheverny and the Chablis Premier Cru.

What's the weather like in Steve Coogan land?

[as nasally Caine] Michael Caine speaks to his nose like that.

But equally, you couldn't play David Frost.

He could have turned down the Oscar if he refused to accept...

I can feel my legs. It's a miracle.

No, the family's more important.

- Hi. - This is Steve.

Yeah, but it gets you there the quickest way.

[strained voice] Oh, help me.

Why do you do that, eh? Why?

You don't have to share a bed tonight.

What do you think is gonna happen?

No. No Brydons. Sorry.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

Which is the better room?

"I found it the best restaurant experience over the years.

he would come out with on Radio 4 panel shows,

Yeah, and I'd rather you didn't explain.

I'm not annoyed. I just want to look at it.

Why aren't we using sat nav?

# Don't walk away #

It is only open for another half an hour,

Ah, now we glimpse the real man.

with people in their best array

Old people, at some time... not all old people,

to our congress.

So have you made a decision about America?

Although, I admit...

Though it'ssss herding me...

I think the answer's probably I still wouldn't, probably.

Hang on. Wait. Wait. Wait. That's not it.

It's nice. It's nice.

What's Rob's room like?

# Ooh, ba-da, bop bop ba #

Oh, it was very nice indeed, yeah.

So they get... "Oh, my stomach.

Yeah, I miss you too.

with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars.

That's 'cause there's risk involved.

both: # The winner takes it all #

# Don't walk away #

It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic.

- Cartmel. - Cartmel.

I might stick to the bottom of your pan later.

She's in America at the moment, yeah.

with deep-fried globe artichoke leaves

Wow. It's very nice.

Does he fancy you?

But that has changed, and I say that over the years...

I played Dustin Hoffman.

Did you not sleep well or something?

You could take her round and show her the gun crime sites.

I don't know. Maybe before my time maybe.

- Great. Lovely. Okay. - Okay.

could I interest you in some rather salacious sort of...

I think he's, you know, he's interesting.

He came back, though, didn't he?

Yes, none of this "Mr. Coogan" nonsense.

[with Swedish accent] # Now it's hissstory #

- Car's locked. - What?

Small man in a box?

- Very good. - Absolutely.

That's a big piece of popcorn, isn't it?

I am glad you didn't. I admire your restraint.

That's the trouble with you, Rob.

Yeah, no, we do read.

She might say...

[as Sheen] How are you?

It's great. It's great. I mean, yeah... yeah.

The North has an identity of itself.

Which had joined onto Laurasia, of course,

Richard Burton.

So I thought we'd take the B5278

than whoever else the other one was.

Because I want to take in Bolton Abbey

something about him that seemed unable to confront

I would literally be a man in the box.

- Very nice. - Yeah, lovely.

Buzz. Yes, you can.

I've got an albatross around my neck,

Well, yeah, because I inhabit the role, sir.

as well as a light, creamy horseradish sauce.

a bit of phone sex?

They were always the funny ones, weren't they?

It was five years ago.

I know. I know. He is, and by default, you are.

So is it all over?

So he, you know, he had to...

# Though it's herding me #

Little oven. "Four" is French for "oven."

Right, I'm gonna call Emma and get to the bottom of this.

coarse base stuff, it dissolves in weak acid,

Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.

No, do an octave up.

Please, Christ.

To bed. Tomorrow we rise. We leave at 10:00-ish.

Thank you very much indeed.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

That is where you are so wrong,

- Long? - Almost a year.

And then I'll have the pigeon as the main course.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. You're considerably taller.

[sheep bleating]

and then on the M56, M6.

Every day I'm there!

they want to do a movie together.

Oh, sorry. I thought I pressed it.

[voice cracking] And you don't do the broken voice

Ladies and gentlemen... [shushing]

I don't dislike it, but I'm never sure about it.

What is that, a sonar?

But there'll be affection there.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

Look at that. Very big.

Let him run round the car park

Their days of resting have been and gone.

Okay. All right. Yeah.

I'm cursed to be flawed in my business ventures, but...

Oh, that's good.

I felt Sir Ian, coming, as he does, from Bolton,

I'd rather be me than you,

I will have the rabbit, please,

No. What? Do...

Look after mummy. Give me a kiss.

Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?

You know when someone dies and they go to the funeral

What is the weather like today ?

[as Moore] When I sing an octave up,

Uh, whoever said that doesn't know me very well.

Hotter than I was expecting.

One tuna away, please.

I mean, you seem to know each other quite well.

are running a celebrity magazine.

Haven't launched it. About to launch it.

older women seem more attractive to you?

Maybe you want to see it?

I have plenty of self-confidence.

Oh, we thought she'd be coming with you.

and again I hear these waters

would be thinking about trying to kiss girls.

Gentlemen, your wines.