Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

than whoever else the other one was.

I think the answer's probably I still wouldn't, probably.

and then on the M56, M6.

Oh, sorry. I thought I pressed it.

- Great. Lovely. Okay. - Okay.

No. What? Do...

Every day I'm there!

I mean, you seem to know each other quite well.

Little oven. "Four" is French for "oven."

Small man in a box?

Oh, that's right. I forgot. You're considerably taller.

The North has an identity of itself.

a bit of phone sex?

What is that, a sonar?

No, the family's more important.

They were always the funny ones, weren't they?

What's Rob's room like?

Which is the better room?

they want to do a movie together.

But that has changed, and I say that over the years...

Ah, now we glimpse the real man.

I'd rather be me than you,

But equally, you couldn't play David Frost.

I would literally be a man in the box.

- Long? - Almost a year.

[sheep bleating]

[strained voice] Oh, help me.

I've got an albatross around my neck,

I'm not annoyed. I just want to look at it.

# Don't walk away #

Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it, so it tastes...

Buzz. Yes, you can.

I am glad you didn't. I admire your restraint.

Haven't launched it. About to launch it.

[voice cracking] And you don't do the broken voice

are running a celebrity magazine.

No, do an octave up.

to our congress.

So I thought we'd take the B5278

So is it all over?

Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.

Well, yeah, because I inhabit the role, sir.

Hang on. Wait. Wait. Wait. That's not it.

She might say...

Sex without love is an empty experience,

[with Swedish accent] # Now it's hissstory #

Yeah, I miss you too.

something about him that seemed unable to confront

Okay. All right. Yeah.

Why do you do that, eh? Why?

- Very nice. - Yeah, lovely.

Wow. It's very nice.

Let him run round the car park

Yeah, but it gets you there the quickest way.

Though it'ssss herding me...

I might stick to the bottom of your pan later.

What do you think is gonna happen?

Did you not sleep well or something?

But there'll be affection there.

- Cartmel. - Cartmel.

Yeah, and I'd rather you didn't explain.

That is where you are so wrong,

"I found it the best restaurant experience over the years.

he would come out with on Radio 4 panel shows,

Their days of resting have been and gone.

older women seem more attractive to you?

Thank you very much indeed.

Although, I admit...

What is the weather like today ?

Gentlemen, your wines.

Right, I'm gonna call Emma and get to the bottom of this.

Look after mummy. Give me a kiss.

I played Dustin Hoffman.

Uh, whoever said that doesn't know me very well.

The Cheverny and the Chablis Premier Cru.

with people in their best array

That's the trouble with you, Rob.

Because I want to take in Bolton Abbey

with deep-fried globe artichoke leaves

[as nasally Caine] Michael Caine speaks to his nose like that.

coarse base stuff, it dissolves in weak acid,

No. No Brydons. Sorry.

Are you seriously saying that you think the North of England...

as well as a light, creamy horseradish sauce.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

I will have the rabbit, please,

I have plenty of self-confidence.

To bed. Tomorrow we rise. We leave at 10:00-ish.

You don't have to share a bed tonight.

She's in America at the moment, yeah.

Maybe you want to see it?

# Though it's herding me #

It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic.

One tuna away, please.

It is only open for another half an hour,

Look at that. Very big.

It's nice. It's nice.

Which had joined onto Laurasia, of course,

It was five years ago.

So they get... "Oh, my stomach.

Ladies and gentlemen... [shushing]

Why aren't we using sat nav?

I think he's, you know, he's interesting.

and again I hear these waters

Yeah, no, we do read.

Yes, none of this "Mr. Coogan" nonsense.

- Car's locked. - What?

# Ooh, ba-da, bop bop ba #

Oh, that's good.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

So have you made a decision about America?

I felt Sir Ian, coming, as he does, from Bolton,

I don't dislike it, but I'm never sure about it.

# Don't walk away #

And then I'll have the pigeon as the main course.

He came back, though, didn't he?

[as Moore] When I sing an octave up,

Richard Burton.

You know when someone dies and they go to the funeral

would be thinking about trying to kiss girls.

I don't know. Maybe before my time maybe.

[as Sheen] How are you?

Does he fancy you?

I'm cursed to be flawed in my business ventures, but...

What's the weather like in Steve Coogan land?

I'm really sorry, sir, but the last admission is 5:00.

Hotter than I was expecting.

could I interest you in some rather salacious sort of...

It's great. It's great. I mean, yeah... yeah.

Oh, we thought she'd be coming with you.

Please, Christ.

- Hi. - This is Steve.

You could take her round and show her the gun crime sites.

Old people, at some time... not all old people,

- Very good. - Absolutely.

Oh, it was very nice indeed, yeah.

I know. I know. He is, and by default, you are.

That's a big piece of popcorn, isn't it?

both: # The winner takes it all #

I can feel my legs. It's a miracle.

Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?

with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

So he, you know, he had to...

He could have turned down the Oscar if he refused to accept...

That's 'cause there's risk involved.