Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the weather like in Steve Coogan land?

So have you made a decision about America?

That's the trouble with you, Rob.

The North has an identity of itself.

One tuna away, please.

To bed. Tomorrow we rise. We leave at 10:00-ish.

Look at that. Very big.

It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic.

a bit of phone sex?

Yeah, but it gets you there the quickest way.

I know. I know. He is, and by default, you are.

So he, you know, he had to...

I think the answer's probably I still wouldn't, probably.

Oh, it was very nice indeed, yeah.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

You could take her round and show her the gun crime sites.

with deep-fried globe artichoke leaves

Oh, sorry. I thought I pressed it.

Every day I'm there!

I played Dustin Hoffman.

- Cartmel. - Cartmel.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

No, do an octave up.

[as nasally Caine] Michael Caine speaks to his nose like that.

But there'll be affection there.

he would come out with on Radio 4 panel shows,

It was five years ago.

Yes, none of this "Mr. Coogan" nonsense.

[as Moore] When I sing an octave up,

But equally, you couldn't play David Frost.

I felt Sir Ian, coming, as he does, from Bolton,

[voice cracking] And you don't do the broken voice

# Don't walk away #

older women seem more attractive to you?

They were always the funny ones, weren't they?

I don't dislike it, but I'm never sure about it.

# Though it's herding me #

Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it, so it tastes...

I would literally be a man in the box.

Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.

- Hi. - This is Steve.

He came back, though, didn't he?

- Car's locked. - What?

- Long? - Almost a year.

Buzz. Yes, you can.

And then I'll have the pigeon as the main course.

Gentlemen, your wines.

Although, I admit...

Thank you very much indeed.

Sex without love is an empty experience,

Ladies and gentlemen... [shushing]

I mean, you seem to know each other quite well.

are running a celebrity magazine.

[as Sheen] How are you?

[sheep bleating]

What is the weather like today ?

I think he's, you know, he's interesting.

Let him run round the car park

It's nice. It's nice.

could I interest you in some rather salacious sort of...

Which is the better room?

It's great. It's great. I mean, yeah... yeah.

I'm really sorry, sir, but the last admission is 5:00.

Because I want to take in Bolton Abbey

would be thinking about trying to kiss girls.

So they get... "Oh, my stomach.

I will have the rabbit, please,

She's in America at the moment, yeah.

It is only open for another half an hour,

What's Rob's room like?

Well, yeah, because I inhabit the role, sir.

"I found it the best restaurant experience over the years.

But that has changed, and I say that over the years...

Yeah, I miss you too.

# Ooh, ba-da, bop bop ba #

No. No Brydons. Sorry.

You don't have to share a bed tonight.

- Very good. - Absolutely.

That's a big piece of popcorn, isn't it?

I have plenty of self-confidence.

Richard Burton.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

What do you think is gonna happen?

I'm cursed to be flawed in my business ventures, but...

I am glad you didn't. I admire your restraint.

I'm not annoyed. I just want to look at it.

- Very nice. - Yeah, lovely.

She might say...

So I thought we'd take the B5278

No. What? Do...

He could have turned down the Oscar if he refused to accept...

and then on the M56, M6.

coarse base stuff, it dissolves in weak acid,

Please, Christ.

I've got an albatross around my neck,

Okay. All right. Yeah.

Why aren't we using sat nav?

Look after mummy. Give me a kiss.

# Don't walk away #

That's 'cause there's risk involved.

something about him that seemed unable to confront

Haven't launched it. About to launch it.

What is that, a sonar?

Maybe you want to see it?

Does he fancy you?

The Cheverny and the Chablis Premier Cru.

Are you seriously saying that you think the North of England...

Oh, that's right. I forgot. You're considerably taller.

So is it all over?

they want to do a movie together.

Which had joined onto Laurasia, of course,

Their days of resting have been and gone.

with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars.

Yeah, and I'd rather you didn't explain.

Hotter than I was expecting.

Though it'ssss herding me...

I don't know. Maybe before my time maybe.

That is where you are so wrong,

I can feel my legs. It's a miracle.

Old people, at some time... not all old people,

[with Swedish accent] # Now it's hissstory #

Oh, we thought she'd be coming with you.

as well as a light, creamy horseradish sauce.

I'd rather be me than you,

Yeah, no, we do read.

Why do you do that, eh? Why?

Uh, whoever said that doesn't know me very well.

with people in their best array

to our congress.

- Great. Lovely. Okay. - Okay.

Did you not sleep well or something?

I might stick to the bottom of your pan later.

[strained voice] Oh, help me.

No, the family's more important.

and again I hear these waters

than whoever else the other one was.

Hang on. Wait. Wait. Wait. That's not it.

Ah, now we glimpse the real man.

Right, I'm gonna call Emma and get to the bottom of this.

both: # The winner takes it all #

You know when someone dies and they go to the funeral

Wow. It's very nice.

Oh, that's good.

Little oven. "Four" is French for "oven."

Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?

Small man in a box?