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[voice fading] Why am I talking like this?
Then why did you become one?
-[suppressed laughter] -Can you excuse us?
[Homer] Hey, someone's cooking.
[chuckles]
-[gasping] -Anybody else holding out on anything?
My bald, beautiful boy.
I've got a new end for your eulogy:
[chuckling]
And now, O captain, my captain, Homer Simpson.
I've never known such luxury.
[happy groaning]
hasn't turned your brain to mulch,
Some of these we had even before the crash.
Strike.
it breaks every value I have.
You're the better man, Ned.
A guy coming back from the dead!
Yeah.
[chuckles] Blasphemy.
as bad as they are on that mountain,
Bart, they say a kid is only as happy
I mean, seriously?
I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!
You ever call me again. you little puke,
What are you saying?
Homer, if the high altitude
Take a look.
Someone's got cell service.