Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jaks Burger Jak's Burger let's go
[discordant piano music]
my statistical chances of high blood pressure.
Water it, talk to it, whatever.
- I popped out the pussy wanting pussy, the end!
who were touched as boys
- Function this dick.
- You've been doing great work, sweetie!
- This honestly explains so much.
with the Black Lives Matter movement.
- Man, I don't know. Some rich white nigga
- Yeah, like, right now. Just now.
But where would we find such a man?
God damn it, you won't silence me, bitch.
Now, security is gonna escort all the men
- I said nah, nigga, nah!
["Make me say Ugh" plays]
What I'm saying is,
- You're going to jail, Chauncey.
to be yelling like that. - Uh-uh.
Then he grabbed my penis and slid into the darkness
- Maybe like a tiny bit on that side.
- Here.
to get a job that doesn't involve urinal cakes.
So why do you have expectations?
Which is today. We're in 1997.
Jak needs therapy too.
Hey, y'all, I'm finna quit.
[door slams]
they got new episodes of "The Masked Singer."
[indistinct yelling, whooping]
- Yo. - Hmm?
- Or leave a pile of shit on her front porch.
I am not a custodian.
- I keep rethinking it, and I just wish I had just--
- No, please don't.
but no one wants to listen to what I need.
- What is wrong with you? You're too fine
I had some fruit snacks in a treat right afterwards.
- I knew I was a boy. Sam...
- Your obsession with '90s lingo.
It's like a zombie bite.
And as a woman, I've been in similar situations.
hanging over niggas, judgin'.
The valet guys.
Probably got they dick sucked after little league,
- I don't know.
- Oh, thank God.
Like, grown folks walked up to me all the time, like,
An era where the boys and men come together and--
their toenails behind.