Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

I'm sorry, but I just do not understand the ways of your world.

Oh, no.

Just take it easy, Mr. Peterson.

You idiots, use that gray yucky stuff inside your shell of a head thing there.

I must win back its confidence.

You're trying to scare me, aren't you, Mr. Cigarette Floating in Space?

He did?

That's odd.

Gus, if I don't testify, I could go to jail.

Stand in the place where you live now Think about direction, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you were now Think about the place where you live, wonder why you have it now

I mean, when you think about it, the pungent sting of the early morning air as I slice through it on my appointed routes.

I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this?

How exciting.

Five bucks.

I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.

Is that where those guys sit around eating those long sandwiches?

Who cares?

This is how the business works.

It's Jim.

Boy, do you know that this is more exciting than the time I looked in the mirror and realized my rear had stopped growing?

Why I think all the bad food inspectors should be put behind bars by Chris Peterson.

Do you think he likes me?

But they can't catch every last insect part or bloated rodent.

Here, look.

I'm telling.