Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

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Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]
N/A ComedyFantasy

Chris gets a job as a health inspector after finding a dead rat in his carton of milk.

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30 Nov 1991
Health Inspector 2000
Dean Parisot
If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice. If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice.
If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice.
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Oh, no, I can't. Oh, no, I can't. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, no, I can't.
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Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison.
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dot Mr. Peterson?
Mr. Peterson?
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I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide. I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.
I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.
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Great, let me handle it. Great, let me handle it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Great, let me handle it.
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Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose. Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose.
Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose.
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Ooh, dirty food. Ooh, dirty food. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Ooh, dirty food.
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Darius, where are you getting all these extra five bucks? Darius, where are you getting all these extra five bucks? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Darius, where are you getting all these extra five bucks?
Darius, where are you getting all these extra five bucks?
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And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it. And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it.
And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it.
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dot And you know what?
And you know what?
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I'm telling. I'm telling. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I'm telling.
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What?
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I guess I'll be okay. I guess I'll be okay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I guess I'll be okay.
I guess I'll be okay.
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Great, what kind of parting gifts do I get? Great, what kind of parting gifts do I get? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Great, what kind of parting gifts do I get?
Great, what kind of parting gifts do I get?
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Some careless pizza tossing bastard didn't realize that his sock must have flown off and landed right in the middle of our pizza pie. Some careless pizza tossing bastard didn't realize that his sock must have flown off and landed right in the middle of our pizza pie. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Some careless pizza tossing bastard didn't realize that his sock must have flown off and landed right in the middle of our pizza pie.
Some careless pizza tossing bastard didn't realize that his sock must have flown off and landed right in the middle of our pizza pie.
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Hmm.
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And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may. And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.
And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.
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Like a little rat bastard canary, huh? Like a little rat bastard canary, huh? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Like a little rat bastard canary, huh?
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This is the business that you've chosen. This is the business that you've chosen. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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This is the business that you've chosen.
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I knew it. I knew it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I knew it.
I knew it.
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The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
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No filter.
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Ralph Nader, look. Ralph Nader, look. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Ralph Nader, look.
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