Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

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Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]
N/A ComedyFantasy

Chris gets a job as a health inspector after finding a dead rat in his carton of milk.

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30 Nov 1991
Health Inspector 2000
Dean Parisot
I'm talking about those crisp $5 bills in your pocket. I'm talking about those crisp $5 bills in your pocket. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot I'm talking about those crisp $5 bills in your pocket.
I'm talking about those crisp $5 bills in your pocket.
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Yeah, okay, they're silly. Yeah, okay, they're silly. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Yeah, okay, they're silly.
Yeah, okay, they're silly.
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The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
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It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere. It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere.
It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere.
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This area is restricted, okay? This area is restricted, okay? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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This area is restricted, okay?
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Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action. Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action.
Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action.
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Oh, no, I can't. Oh, no, I can't. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, no, I can't.
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It's only for food handlers, food and food inspectors. It's only for food handlers, food and food inspectors. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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It's only for food handlers, food and food inspectors.
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Mr. Peterson? Mr. Peterson? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Mr. Peterson?
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Think about it. Think about it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Think about it.
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And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy! And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!
And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!
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Kid, you've got no idea who you're dealing with. Kid, you've got no idea who you're dealing with. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Kid, you've got no idea who you're dealing with.
Kid, you've got no idea who you're dealing with.
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I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour. I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour.
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Five bucks. Five bucks. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Five bucks.
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Sorry, kid. Sorry, kid. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Sorry, kid.
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Something isn't on the up and up. Something isn't on the up and up. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Something isn't on the up and up.
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Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose. Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose.
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How exciting.
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Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first. Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
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And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may. And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.
And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.
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Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd? Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd?
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No, no, no. No, no, no. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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No, no, no.
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Well, this isn't a Halloween costume. Well, this isn't a Halloween costume. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, this isn't a Halloween costume.
Well, this isn't a Halloween costume.
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