Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

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Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]
N/A ComedyFantasy

Chris gets a job as a health inspector after finding a dead rat in his carton of milk.

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30 Nov 1991
Health Inspector 2000
Dean Parisot
Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action. Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action.
Sir, I have never in my entire life had any action, nor will I ever have any action.
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Conditioner. Conditioner. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Conditioner.
Conditioner.
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Come on, shake it out the door. Come on, shake it out the door. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Come on, shake it out the door.
Come on, shake it out the door.
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dot Sorry.
Sorry.
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I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this? I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this?
I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this?
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However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating. However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating.
However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating.
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Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison.
Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison.
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Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep. Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.
Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.
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God bless you. God bless you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot God bless you.
God bless you.
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Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay? Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay?
Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay?
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See you, kid. See you, kid. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot See you, kid.
See you, kid.
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Ooh, dirty food. Ooh, dirty food. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Ooh, dirty food.
Ooh, dirty food.
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Two for five bucks. Two for five bucks. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Two for five bucks.
Two for five bucks.
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Um... Um... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Um...
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Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd? Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd?
Right off, didn't that strike you as a bit odd?
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Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first. Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.
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Great job, Ernie. Great job, Ernie. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Great job, Ernie.
Great job, Ernie.
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The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
The next moment is going to be one of the most important in my life.
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It's me. It's me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot It's me.
It's me.
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Well, he's not my attorney. Well, he's not my attorney. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, he's not my attorney.
Well, he's not my attorney.
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I did. I did. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I did.
I did.
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I've got three words for you. I've got three words for you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I've got three words for you.
I've got three words for you.
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In fact, I've never seen these guys look closer. In fact, I've never seen these guys look closer. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot In fact, I've never seen these guys look closer.
In fact, I've never seen these guys look closer.
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And if I don't not testify, then Rob might want his five dollars back. And if I don't not testify, then Rob might want his five dollars back. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And if I don't not testify, then Rob might want his five dollars back.
And if I don't not testify, then Rob might want his five dollars back.
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I guess I'll be okay. I guess I'll be okay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I guess I'll be okay.
I guess I'll be okay.
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