Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

I'm sorry, but I just do not understand the ways of your world.

I'll thank you to keep your eyes off the many bulges in my pants.

Huh?

Well, then it's about time that they hired somebody with a burning desire to put their face up close to food and say, hey, what's in there?

The sun is by far the hottest planet in the solar system, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.

It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere.

We were just talking about whether or not there'd be a cannonball run for.

You mean you don't mind, even if it means me overlooking food that's riddled with mud and insect whiskers?

Wow.

Sorry, kid.

No filter.

The cold stares of dogs and other animals that think they're better than me.

I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.

Is that where those guys sit around eating those long sandwiches?

And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.

Hey, look, everybody.

He's nutty as a jaybird.

Yeah, okay, they're silly.

Food inspectors are the most evil, violent, vengeful people on Earth.

This is the business that you've chosen.

Well, that's just something I did myself.

Oh, terrific.

Sorry, I'm still not scared.

Oh my god.

I prefer to think of it as extortion.