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No, I mean imaginary you.
- Oh, thank you. - HEATHER: Aw. No.
Okay, there's that girl...
Honey, be yourself.
So instead of an illustration, she'll be a real woman,
it got confusing and hard,
So authentic that you stapled horse hair to your head.
She's right there, yeah.
Josh and Greg and Audra Levine
♪ Old you in the garbage, new you in display case ♪
No, no, no, okay, so I was trying to burn
Mm, it's Heather's mom's clothes.
Hey, forget me, forget this, what-what's new with you?
Greg?
Oh, Go... thank God, you're not blonde.
- Why, what's wrong? - This.
You participated.
♪ Breathtaking, life-changing. ♪
Right.
Neither man is actually offering you a relationship.
Who am I supposed to be now?
Is everybody ready to get their douche on?
Get out of my head, you angel.
Good-bye, Greg.
I would trust to take this over.
♪ Was just bad weather ♪
Guys, it's 2:00 a.m.
Yeah, new headquarters, new image, new us.
GREG: You sold our house?
Dude, you made it into the finals!
was to show the world that I'm okay.
- Exactly! - Ew. This whole thing is dumb.
And I was the one who kept getting
- (chuckles) No. - Oh.
Tell her that she has to go.
♪ I can't believe what I'm sacrificing ♪
This house is filled with memories of us.
to this.
I understood every other word you just said.
Then stay.
(dog barking in distance)
Her douche box.
We at Miss Douche were surprised
I don't want to know.
(chuckles)
Miss Proctor, just going through your paperwork here
What's wrong with me?
Um.
Uh...
You're only a little bit pregnant.
- You know I can't. - Oh, it won't hurt.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
This morning, I didn't think so.
from the case.
so if you could, if you could just read it...
♪ But one of us was hitting it usually ♪
I need you to pull blueprints,
It's so weird. I won ten grand and a lifetime supply of walnut bark douches.
and some kid got his book in my fire.
and then we pick the winner. Oh, God,
which houses the lab and offices of 240 employees.
I-I don't.
Tommy, Brendan, dinner.
'cause I only took it for a week.