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No! Come back here, Bubba!
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A bottle of shampoo, a butterfly net, four shape wrenches, or... exploding dynamite? Let's use the shape wrenches. They'll tighten the bolts.
Pouchy, we need to hold the straws together to make the birdhouse stronger. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A glue stick, or…
No way, Henry, Daisy, and Weenie. You are all suspended for the rest of the year. Go to Mrs. Clementine's office right now.
Pouchy, we need to reach those two sheep in the boxes up there. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A trampoline, a flashlight, or...
Stan, we enjoy your company...
Hey, Steve. Not only did you blow your thumb off...
I'd be incredibly angry, hurt and betrayed.
We had a great time today helping Jonesy do his magic tricks. We used the glow paints to color Jonesy's handkerchiefs. And finish the pattern.
Penny’s three friends accomplish their task to the swinging rendition of Tra La La Boom Dee Ey I Push My Pants Away and we finish up this musical section with This Is The Way I Wash My Hands. Over on the family side, Penny getting her siblings to go potty is a success, as Penny announces “Mama! BeBe and CeCe went potty!” with actual pride in her face and voice.
beryl imrayal? are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Shooting rolls of paper towels As they enunciate their vowels
Damn it. Your parents always show up unannounced.
All while this is happening, LaCienega, Penny, Dijonay, and Zoey go back outside and relax in the hot tub to soak up the last rays of the day. Everyone is now glad after they all gone potty!
And I hate to say this because I know the animation was state of the art when it came out, but God! This is the single ugliest looking Disney film! All the character models and a lot of the environments just look like complete shit! It's so boring!
Do you think this story is one of the most compelling tales ever told by Walt Disney Animation Studios? They're just walking! It's just dinosaurs walking to a place for 80 minutes! All has the most cliche characters ever go through the most cliche dialogue and arcs ever!
I was wrong, Francine. They're good people.
Finally, I have someone to dance with. Come on Jacqueline. Thanks for letting me dance at the ballet with you Sean.
Amber, Hildegard, Clio, your behavior right now is absolutely unacceptable, do you understand me? You do not leave anyone out of your activities because they’re different. For you to think Amber that it’s okay for you to be rude to your sister… is appalling. Absolutely appalling!
So cute. Rallo loves you. Bye-bye. Everybody also waves good-bye to us as Roger opens the door to his place and peeks out.
Is that my new swimsuit? I haven't even worn it yet.
Some of your other stuff will be donated to Shaun Sullivan and the New Sunrise. Every time when Bob the Builder comes, we will switch it to Family Guy.
Here's a rehearsal of a song. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.
We used almost everything that Pouchy gave us. Now let's reveal the big surprise behind the door. Say the magic words with me. One potato two potato three potato four, what do you think is behind the door?
"Sit Me Baby One More Time"? What the hell is that? It is the fourth episode of Bob's Burgers.
Then breakfast time begins at eight I make sure I’m never late
Tweak's name sounds really stupid. And her voice is dreadful. I wish she would die. And Professor Inkling? Well, no one really gives a fuck about Professor Inkling. Not two, three, or four either. Not even five.
And we will to burning all of your knickers as well as to destroying the toilet. And we will to raping you in you gassy-gassy fart-fart bum-bum daily
- I'll give you $48 to assimilate. - Shoes off in house.
Impress us, oh pirate from a faraway land. Strike fear in our hearts with a hook for a hand! Captain Hook hands a clock up to Roberta.
And I've got hamburgers here, nuggets there, French fries, lettuce and tomatoes. Ready to go! And I found a picnic blanket. So, can we go now? I'm starting to get really hungry.
Hi everybody. I'm Pouchy. Pouchy, we need to shake the jar up and down and really mix the paint. Do you have anything that can help us?
and over here we have contestant number 28... snokxo! snokxo!
That's the last time I use lip liner I find on the bus.
Well, they're rich and speak English good. How bad can they be?
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A glue stick, the Handy Fishing Rod, a broom, or… exploding dynamite? The Handy Fishing Rod. It can certainly be handy.
Come on Roger, you're missing out. I've seen the movie a lot of times. No! I'm not going to see Steel Magnolias! I saw it once, and I hate it! They should change it too, "Shitty Elms", or "Dumb Palms", or something like that. Steel Magnolias is so stupid!
Eva, this is not acceptable. Your teammates did not steal your mp3 player. I demand you put this cabin back to the way it was and apologize to your teammates right now. Heather took Eva’s mp3 player when she wasn’t looking. She was defiant, pitched a full blown fit…
- That was a terrible, terrible day. - I can only imagine.
For the kids' sake, we should meet your real parents...
Pouchy, we need to help Wyatt’s shoes smell better. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? Safety scissors, a pair of new shoes, or…
For God's sake, you're an American.
What Stan's trying to say is you're welcome to stay as long as you want.
- You will show them some respect. - Why? Not like they're your real parents.
Eric Roberts? Pope of Greenwich Village?
You're gonna sit here because you didn't want to participate and you didn't want to play dodgeball. Noah just didn't do anything, he just sat there and read his book. It turns out, he has no game, and didn't want to play for the team.
Fuck you, France. fuck you
No, they're not off key. Mindy Kaling looks awkward with her hair poofy, and I think there's nothing I hate about Oprah. That's actually a wig Stan. Well, all of their hair are wigs. And you said there's nothing you hate about Oprah?
The Finger Blaster.
Mommy-in-law. Daddy-in-law. Save me.
Hi everybody. I'm Pouchy. Pouchy, we need something strong enough to help us pull in the 10. Do you have anything that can help us?
Pouchy, we need to catch the three sheep in the holes. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A flashlight, or...
God, is Gwen hot. I mean, oh, my God.
Dijonay taps on Penny’s shoulder. “I have to go potty.” Then as if possessed by some otherworldly force of the bladder, Zoey and LaCienega each shout out ”Me too!” Penny is overwhelmed, but remembers the twins. She calls for a pee break, and takes the twins with her to her bathroom in case they start crying and grabbing their diapers.
Bah Bah, you didn't wrap Jergens in Ziploc.
Happy birthday dear Consuelo. Happy birthday to ju. This is so great.
Can't talk, on a mission, under fire. Let me throw a quick hypothetical.
Timmy is annoying. He also can't speak. He just makes lamb noises. Kid is really rude. He always eats someone else's things without thinking.
We used so many great Mouseketools to help rescue Jonesy today. First, we used zippers to zip up our spacesuits. Hooray!
And you guys will be woken up by SpongeBob’s alarm clock at a completely random time. You will have to sleep together outside, even if there is rain or thunderstorms.
Check it out, I’m John Williams!
4 days later, Edna went home. Goodbye my loves.
Surprise! Happy... Birthday to you.
I don't think Wyatt and me need the flashlight until later. Let's see whatever is behind this door. Say the magic words with me. One potato two potato three potato four, what do you think is behind the door?
I want you to think about that.
You will not go trick or treating this Halloween. You guys will not be receiving any presents on Christmas, nor on any of your birthdays.
nigger beater
So you completely abandoned Francine?
Amber, Hildegard, Clio, your behavior right now is absolutely unacceptable, do you understand me? You do not leave anyone out of your activities because they’re different. Amber, once you realize that you’ve been naughty and you want to apologize… Clio, I’m talking.
We used a shovel to dig up a bone for Hazel. A bunch of bones.
Farewell my great grandparents. Until we meet again.
- Nine. No! - Een.
We sure had fun today bringing color back to the clubhouse. Which Mouseketool did we use to dig out Caitlin's yellow flower? The shovel.
You guys will never be allowed to take any showers so people can hate you by not just your show and annoying theme song, but you smelling so horrific. We will be selling all of your clothes to Goodwill, including the ones you’re wearing now.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? An egg carton, a skateboard, a Handy Fishing Pole, or... exploding dynamite? Usually, eggs are kept in egg cartons, a dozen per carton. So, let's use the egg carton to hold all six eggs.
Yabba gets short-tempered sometimes. But, in other words, she also sucks. Ruffy sounds dreadful. Like really. What is that stupid yellow thing on him?
Where are my real parents?
No.
Duck, duck, duck, goose.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A butterfly net, a giant mallet, a ribbon, or... exploding dynamite? The butterfly net. We can catch them like they're butterfly kisses.
So you know what? If you want to go ahead and write your own video essay on why Dinosaur's an underrated masterpiece, and if you send it to me and I think it's well made enough, I'll go ahead and promote it on my channel's Community tab.
Juano, lower the table. Rosalia, hide the cutlery.
“Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? What the hell is that? It was originally a song from Sesame Street, but the director made it really popular for a bonus feature of the movie on DVD.
You're gonna sit here because you didn't want to participate and you didn't want to play dodgeball. As for you, this alliance thing is getting out of control. Call it off, or you're gonna go sit.