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What's going on? Did the city give you the permit?
- Ah, Lois. - Aw.
Excuse me, some of us are here to learn
Unfortunately, he couldn't make it, so in his place we have LaToya Jackson.
The scene outside the US-Petorian border
And I love that Kramer guy. He comes in the room like this:
Uncle Sam sent me $500.
I'm not comin' back in a week, or ever!
And by special, I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street.
Oh, you can all go to hell!
Here you go, Mr President. Mr President!
I don't shower.
The guy who thinks up the names is on vacation. 2996
- Fish out of water! - Aw!
I can do whatever I want. Watch this.
No, I'm Peter Griffin. Oh, you're here about your pool.
- They don't respect you. - What do you mean?
Okay, okay. Here's another riddle. A woman has two children.
Check out my new trampoline.
YOU CAN'T JUST COME OVER HERE AND ANNEX MY POOL
A new foreign country which was founded this week, here in our own back yard.
Noooo!
- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say.
No, no. We're not part of this city. We're not even part of this country.
Would you like to read it for the rest of the class?
You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- Hey, Lois! - What?
Ow! They should really use monkeys for this.
I've fixed the power line, but the town's zoning laws prohibit building a pool there.
I'd say "Oh, yeah! That's nice. That's the spot."