Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barkeep! Petro-nemo-slappy-wag.

I spent my refund on a digital TV with surround sound.

The only way to get any respect around here

- A pool? - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. It is a pool.

Do you even listen to yourself when you talk? I drift in and out

Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot

- Oh, you got that right! - But I demand access to it on weekends.

What the hell are you talkin' about? I've lived there for 12 years.

And we're back with our round-table discussion on the Petorian crisis.

oh yeah? well, your head’s too small for your body

And in a Quahog News 5 Exclusive, we sent our own little foreigner,

What the hell’s Party of Five?

What's going on? Did the city give you the permit?

Sorry But According to this Map Your Not Even Part Of These USA

- Fine. Why not just drop a bomb on him? - What about that, Eleanor?

One second. I'm just about finished with Family Circus.

This is treason! For God's sake, Peter! Make an example of her!

Oh, of course. How could we not have recognised the great nation of Petoria?

The situation is very tense and extremely dangerous.

Jus say you gay gng

Oh. Yeah, sorry, Lois.

but where are those good old fashioned values but where are those good old fashioned values

Which would make you... a communist!

What are you talkin' about? I'm a born leader. Like my great-great-uncle Ulysses S Griffin.