Advanced Dungeons & Dragons - Community [S02E14]

I'm a dark elf or a drow.

Good. For my turn, I rape the Duquesne family again.

My name is Bing Bong the Archer. I'm an archer and such.

I'm... Ew. "Hector the Well-Endowed"? Abed.

What shape do you choose for him? Fat.

Pierce Hawthorne. And I'm 66, dick.

Hey, fatty, fatty. Hey, fatty, fatty.

Check it. I am Brutalitops the Magician. Ha, ha, ha.

He's gone. Damn it.

So many things, Abed.

Cast shape change on Duquesne.

Assange is a modern-day Paine. Britta the Needlessly Defiant.

Pierce, I am Duquesne, of Clan Duquesne.

or pieces or something to Jenga?

Make him as fat as Fat Neil.

Why are they beleaguered? Who cares?

Uh, I take my throwing knife and throw it, knife style.

I attack him, I attack black face.

For my turn, I feel sorry for Pierce Hawthorne.

First of all, gay. Second of all, stupid.

Magic user, baby. What?

Baste your chubby cheeks in tears of gravy.

You're the AT&T of people.

What am I not good at? Sex.

We've gotta do something about these gnomes.