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You call this fixed?
God damn it.
Good. You are here.
Obviously, you were born smarter than me,
God damn it.
Grandpa? Jesus Christ.
Yeehaw! Everything should be in a swamp.
Possession is 9/10 of my ass!
Alright, Jerry, you can do this.
Then we'll see the real definition of "waste," Jerry.
Gotta do it with style.
Why do you care about hair, nerd?
Oh, fuck you. Eat your eggs that my wife bought.
My pleasure, Morty.
Beth: Jerry? Morty: Rick?
We will learn what they are and get you one.
Okay, he is in a bad mood,
[ Tires screech ]
I can't believe a dying kid would wish for a window.
Most of my underworld contacts are ghosting me.
Quick, tackle this fucking thing!
I'm gonna give it back anyway.
One hour.
That non-rescue of Morty? [ Snorts ]
Rick speaking. Who is this?
[ Line rings] Man: The voice mailbox for...
Th-They left a note.
JerryBody: Whoa! [ Chuckles ] RickBody: [ Chuckles ] Oh, man.