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Rick would never have been able to admit that.
Pretty easy to follow.
Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty.
Straighten that pillow.
Yeah, I know, because you look the most like us.
I'm using my son-in- law's vocal cords because I'm amazing.
[ Chuckles ] You Coneheaded son of a bitch.
[ Grunts ] Gotta split?
♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪
Or, you know, admit genius isn't random
RickBody: Wait, w-what? Aren't you describing kidnapping?
this asshole owes us.
I am so sick of this "born smart" shit. Are you gonna kill me?
who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears.
[ Yells ]
What have you two assholes done?
Look, here's the deal.
Oh, wow. Good guess.
Please, like you didn't get an upgrade.
Garage AI: Medical emergency detected.
Alright, boys, nothing could have prepared us for this.
We're two farts in the wind, baby!
That's slang for crystals. Morty, show him.
♪ Safely walk to school without a sound ♪
It's the ass kissers you have to keep in line.
I am Jerricky, and I only need to love myself.
[ RickBody and JerryBody laughing ]
[ Cellphone rings ] Burger & Fries. Who the hell is this?
Aghh. What a family.
[ Cellphone rings, vibrates ]
All that brain, and you just waste it.
What a turn.
I'll fix it. I just need to scan for-- Ow!
We know where you are.
like Liam Neeson. Do not pretend
Well, it's fucking lame, okay?
Don't get in the car, Morty.
[ Snorts ]
Morty, it's me, Rick. Get in the car.
The rake. Oh, my God, should we do it?
got merged with a chunk of Jerry's.
I-I think it's clear you both love each other