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and he brought him in, which I told him not to do
It has become increasingly clear my daughter married a man
- Aw. - Aw. - Oh shit.
Rick!
Hey, Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage?
Hm, maybe criminals will actually be honest with me.
I'm mistake-proof.
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Sighs] There goes my Thursday.
but I've got Morty, and he is fine.
Yeah, I do. It's my mystique,
Jerry, thank you for bringing me into The Rake Situation.
I was busy, Jerry.
At this point, I'd even take a podcast.
[ Grunting ] H-Hang on. I think I got it.
Okay.
Let's see you fix it, then, asshole.
They will ensure the mob never bothers you again.
Your own kids think-- You could help, but you don't.
I-I waste my brain? Yeah, Rick.
Ooh, you wanna replace it with a holographic rake? Oh, that'd be fun.
This is Rick Sanchez.
[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ] [ Cellphone rings, clicks ]
And put the briefcase down.
Yeah, because God doesn't haggle
Thank you for the crystals. Morty, get in the car.
No surprise there.
W-We've gotta do it.
[ Alarm beeping ]
[ Grunts ]
Whoa!
Y-You guys have milkshakes?
Really lay into him.
Just two best friends on the run.
At this point we gotta shoot and hope.
Car AI: Figure out how to drive me together
Stop swerving. You're swerving.