Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just really, really hard, Ted.
[Chuckles] Planning the wedding.
Are you a cawp? I'm nawt a cawp
But I still think you should get a deejay.
Say how much you hate that Robin and Barney are getting married.
Fine. I'll do it for you.
What do you guys think it is? Is he hungry?
And-And now it's been months since I've even picked up a brush.
Oh, vampire in the daylight. Vampire in the daylight!
Normally, I wouldn't wish one of his dirty diapers on my worst enemy...
It's what's coming out... or not coming out.
[Sighs]
You know what we call that in Canada? Manners.
When... Da... Who's Carol?
She's a bass player in the best wedding band in the tristate area.
This one time, I was playing tennis and...
- I told you not to give him a name! - Well, I did!
Where you'll be bathed in perfumes and oils...
Normally, the kid's a confetti machine.
Um, very special woman.
No, no, no. Don't do it, Robin.
- [Boston Accent] Are you a cop? - I'm not a cop!
[Ted Narrating] The next day, Uncle Barney met Robin's dad for lunch...
Never mind the embarrassing cheerleading photos from high school.
He comes from a magical rabbit warren underneath the old rusty tractor.
True.
That's a fair point.
- Now. - Nice try.
- What? It's January. - Move!
Oh! Oh, hey! Here's an idea.
One hand.
and finding that first big, juicy, black...